I was the first one to hear of the tragedy, and the first to investigate. Tiffany was one of my closest friend, and I was her only human friend. We use to do everything together, kill pigs, eat pig's anus, and slaughter her cow friends. It was a blast! My favorite part was making gut angels out of the cow's left overs!
When she didn't go to school on Monday I quickly knew something was wrong, Mondays was Tiffany's favorite day of the week, because Monday was the day we had band lessons! Our band teacher's name was Rudolph Killjoy. He had the shiniest head! It was so shiny, the light would reflect off of his perfectly smooth head and burn your eyes, that was how he punished his student for not playing well in class! Mr. Killjoy was Tiffany's favorite teacher because he never ate the pig's behind, so Tiffany would always steal it from him to eat it. The reason he never ate the pig's behind was because he liked rubbing it all over his body when no one was watching. He found so much pleasure on rubbing the raw, cold slimy meat on himself, but he kept it a secret from every one, except from me since I can read minds, its a blessing and a curse really.
I went to Tiffany's house to see if she was okay and found her father's corps lying on the kitchen. The smell was unbearable so I left. I went to Tiffany's favorite spot on the barn, the slaughterhouse. It was not hard to notice the bare skeleton lying on the table. I was pretty sad to see what had happened to my friend, but it was too late and there was nothing I could do to save her now. I shrugged and as I turned to walk away a pig was standing in front of the exist on his two hind legs. He was holding a large transparent cup full of blood. He took a long sip, and I stared into his eyes as he sucked on the red straw. I saw everything, from carrying Tiffany's body to playing poker behind the barn! Nothing really surprised me, except for the person behind all of this. Mr. Killjoy.
You see, Mr. Killjoy can control minds, not human minds just animal's. He was so angry at Tiffany for eating all the pig's booty that he demanded that they ate her too! It was awful, but the worst part was that the pig was planning on eating me as well! So I ran! I ran to my house locked all my doors and tried to hide, but the pigs were surrounding my house already. I knew what I had to do.
At night time when all the pigs were a little weary from waiting for me to run, I packed a bag with knifes and wax. When the pigs weren't looking I jumped out through the window and ran to Mr. Killjoy's house. He was a sleep with a bucket of pig's butt next to him. I plugged the wax pan and waited till the wax was boiling hot. When it was, I poured the hot wax on his eyes that were shut close, so they would stay that way. He screamed in pain and I tried my best to ignore him. He tried taking the hot wax out of his eyes, but it was no use, it was already 100% dry. I got a knife and opened his clean head and pulled out the piece of his brain that allowed him to control the animal's mind, and the part that made him like pig's butt so much. When I was done, I used the pig's booty tissues to put his head back together, and left so he wouldn't know who I was.
When I got home the Pigs were gone, and I could sleep in peace again.
The End.
