It all started one bright day, when Pyrocynical was editing a video. At this time, Pyrocynical was pregnant with John Cena's baby, as they had banged a lot so it was bound to happen at some point.
Pyro was editing when John Cena entered the room screaming;
"ALRIGHT TIME FOR SOME
BANTER
BANTER
BANTER
BANTER"
He then Barista Bombed pyro on the bed. Once he inserted his then 1 inch wiener he began thrusting abnormally, which caused a genetic mutation of baby Yaz who was sitting comfortably in pyros stomach.
This genetic mutation caused the already fertile Yaz to be inseminated by Johnny.
Johnny didn't care. 'MoRe pEoPlE tO fUcK nOw' he thought.
When Yaz was born a few months later she was the size of Brendon Uries forehead (so extremely large) due to the fact that she was pregnant with Sky.
As soon as Yaz came out of pyros vagina Johnny leaned over and whispered, "incest is wincest"
TO BE CONTINUED!1!!!2!4!1!5!!4!!
