WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO THE OFFICIAL RULEBOOK OF SURVIVING SCHOOL!!!
----♡----
Welp. School. Just the word "school" can make 99% of people everywhere scream.
Then there's that 1% that squeals with excitement while everyone just stares at them.
Now, lemme just say, you're about to get personal advice of not only how to avoid things in school, but how to take some things about school and make the BEST of it. Well, as best as it could get anyways.
-Izzy
The first day of school- the worst day of school. The first day of school is when you enter the gates of hell and you expect to meet the Devil everyday for 179 days. Yep, the definition of school; the place you learn the least.
Well, school isn't like hell; it is hell.
-NiiaSchool... let me just say that the only good thing there are the prep (art, gym, music etc.) and you get to see your friends everyday. Also if you have an awesome teacher, who makes fandom references, put's movies/ shows on and is sarcastically funny. If you don't have this teacher, hate the preps and you have no friends your not going to make it through the year.
School's alright, there are the cool teachers, seeing my crazy friends and then there are the trips. So... it's ok. I guess?
school1sko͞ol/nounnoun: school; plural noun: schools1.an institution for educating children."Ryder's children did not go to school at all"synonyms:educational institution; The buildings used by an institution for educating children."the cost of building a new school"the students and staff of a school.plural noun: school"the principal was addressing the whole school"a day's work at school; lessons."school started at 7 a.m."2.any institution at which instruction is given in a particular iscipline. 9Ex"a dancing school"; informal another term for .a department or faculty of a college concerned with a particular subject of study."the School of Dental Medicine"synonyms:, , "the university's School of Law"
This is supposed to be the exact definition, though I would much rather narrow it down to: Living Hell
-Rose
How does one survive school?
From valiant attempts at studying to lending your last pencil, school can be rough. Correction- school is rough.
That's why we made this book. For those who try, the over-studyers, and the friendless.
I really, really hope our idiocy, rants, memes, and, most importantly, tips, actually help, because we try.
We know what it's like.
And we're here to help.-Maya
YOU ARE READING
↠ RULES ↠ of School
AcakHEYA PEEPS! This is a book with tips on surviving school. But it's not JUST for that- it'll show you how to have "fun" at school, too. Because, **shudders** You can still have fun, even at school!