Hello, I'm Culo the kitten. When my owners home I act good and don't be mean. When he lets me outside I run and look for a squirrel to eat. My owner once got a toy squirrel for me and I went crazy. I dug up all the catnip out of the garbage and hid it, I soon passed out. My owner is now crazy!! He bought a black lab and named it Leby!!
My owner got a girlfriend, he never is home while I'm trying to teach Leby how to DJ like me.My owner now is teaching me how to speak but now I'm going to show Leby how to make evil plans to take over the world. She came up with idea running away I like that idea I might try it soon
My owner got a new cat his name is Gion, I have tried to kill him with my tiny powers in my mind, one worked and that was making him fly outer space. He did then it weared off and he survived the fall. Leby said I should run away next week, christmas week. I was asleep and out of no were somone squirted me and thats how I'm going to run away.
