Judge Me - 1D fanfic

Chapter 1

<-Chapter 1->

"Welcome back to The Chatty Man show and tonight I have with me; The up-and-coming song writer, Australian, 21 yr old... Tandy Collins!!"

Deep breaths. I told myself as I walked out onto the stage. This was my first big time interview and I was freaking out. I was in a strange place with people that said strange things.

England.

"Hello Alan!" I gave Alan a hug before settling down on the couch.

- I wonder if its been washed since the last time One Direction sat her- NO!! Stop!! Naughty fan girl mind. I have to concentrate on this interview. My newly signed managers we watching from the sides and I could be back on a plane home with a snap of their fingers, if I did something wrong.

"So what's it like here in England compared to 'The Land Down Under' " Alan asked me while giggling. I swear these Brits are nuts.

"Well it quite strange-"

(A.N I am going to be annoying but I swear I immediately thought of saying 'the showers' Naughty fangirl mind. Continue on.)

"How so?" Alan asked leaning forward.

"Well for starters I have to catch buses everywhere over here, where as in Australia I'd just walk out into my backyard, and I catch a kangaroo to where ever I needed to go."

"So you actually do ride kangaroos? I never been to Australia myself and I was talking to a friend of mine and I thought he was being silly." I frowned.

Silly. There's a word I haven't heard since I was eight.

But nonetheless I rolled my eyes at the mention of transport. "Oh yes we do actually." I laced a heavy amount of sarcasm in my words but apparently Alan was oblivious. He was about to continue before he was interrupted.

"Why is their a random Australian on your show Alan?!?!" Someone from the crowd yelled out and I noticed security moving in front of the stage, but they made sure they kept out of the way of the cameras, this show was going to be fast tracked so it played on TV tonight instead of in a few weeks, there was going to be some serious editing I can feel it. But that's beside the point, why would security do that though?!?! It's not exactly like they're going to kill me when they find out... although these are Directioners we're talking about.

"I'm going to to be helping out One Direction with their new album, and as a result I'll be going on tour with them until they get to Australia, then I'll get off the 1D bandwagon when I'm closest to where I live. " I simply stated and waited for the news to sink in.

All hell broke lose.

To say I was shocked was toning my feelings down a lot.

What looked like millions - but was really only around 30 - girls started to try to get to me onstage. I swear they were rabid kangaroos or something. Security had made a wall, but it wasn't stopping the girls.

I noticed one girl had started to climb over one if the security guys and I cringed as her loud - screechy - voice hit me. "IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE ALL THOSE FAN FICTIONS!!! SHE'LL MET THE BOYS AND IT WILL BE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT AND THEN THEY'LL BREAK UP BECAUSE THEY ALL LOVE HER!!!" All the girls started screaming their opinions of me and I looked over at Alan who was cringing in his chair biting his nails. Pfft thanks Alan. Thanks.

I got up and walked closer to the wall so their was a couple of meters between me and the girls. "OK EVERYBODY SHUT THE-" it went dead silent "front door" a few people sighed -properly wanting me to swear on international tv- and a few laughed at my equivalent of what they thought I was going to say. The fans made their way back to their seats and waited for me to speak again.