Judge Me - 1D fanfic

Chapter 3

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"Ok!!' Alan butted in, just in time, I was full on glaring at the thing beside me on the couch. Hmmm I wonder why there is a couch, not just a single chair?? The questions in life."Zoe if you could please make your way back to you seat."

"Ok Alan! Byeee." Zoe jumped up from beside me and skipped back to her seat, but I could see that every hop away from me she was relaxing. Hehehe you better run.

As soon as we could no longer see Zoe, Alan spoke again. "So after our daily dose of dramatics." At this the crowd laughed nervously as if waiting for me to explode. Pfft me? Explode? I unclenched my hands - hang on when did the fist up? "So Tandy do you like surprises?"

When I heard surprises I wiped Zoe from my mind and focused completely on Alan. I bloody loved surprises. "I love surprises!! I haven't had one in ages!!" Now why hadn't I had a surprise in ages? I am too observant when it came to them the simple wording of words gave it away or the nature of what was going on. "Well I like them as long as they are surprising surprises."

Alan laughed "When aren't surprises surprising?" The crowd laughed along with him while I stayed silent.

"When they are so painfully obvious that I know exactly what is going on." When I said this the crowd stopped laughing while Alan sat there doing the classic awkward potato.

"Well this surprise is going to be a surprise. Right people?!" The crowd cheered when he said this.

"Ok so the surprise isn't One Direction?" I questioned with a smile and his body slightly stiffened. Gotcha.

"We'll get to the surprise later, tell us about yourself Tandy."

"Ok here is the part you guys will find most interesting about me." I let my words hang creating tension in the room before I heard a voice ring out with a voice like mine.

"Please get on with it!!" A voice shouted out I looked over to the area I heard it coming from and saw a few people in the very back row to the right pointing to two girls below them.

"Where are you from?" I asked, they were obviously Aussie from their tone but I was curious.

"Alice" the girl with the blue jacket shouted.

"Ahh makes sense then. Alice the place that was literally dumped in the middle of nowhere. What are you guys doing in England?"

"Studying" the other girl who was wearing a red hoodie shouted back to me.

"Hmm fair enough." Back to Alan who was staring at me with a strange look on his face. "I'm just connecting with me fellow Aussies, where was I ... right! Ok so Directioners already know almost everything about the boys so their management and I have come up with the idea of finding out who I am - just to give you something to do while you wait for the new album - back to the point anyway, you may think its quite simple but each week we will set a challenge to find a certain bit of information about me. Kinda like a treasure hunt, just you're going though my past."

Alan let out a low whistle "Wow. Now I am sorry Tandy but I must inform you that this interview is not all about you."

"What do you mean?!?" I fake exploded jumping off the couch an faced the audience before I dramatically gasped before swinging around to face Alan who was still seated. "I know what this is.... It's an intervention isn't it!!!" The audience was quiet and in shock I think. I laid out on the couch before putting the back of my hand to my fore head "Doctor there is something wrong with me I can't sleep I'm can't leave my laptop for more than an hour." I jumped up and walked to Alan's side of the table, deciding to act out his part as well as mine. It's not like he was going to anyway he was just sitting in my chair with is hand covering his mouth as if he was shocked.

"Do you have any idea what could have caused this?" I asked in a deep voice facing the couch as if I was still laying there.

"I'm in a fandom" I stage whispered and I heard a few people chuckle at this.

I quickly walked back to the other side of the table. Resume Alan now "Oh no. No no no no. I'm sorry but you can't be cured." I relied in a 'I'm sorry for your loss tone'. When I said this I heard the crowd burst out laughing.

I quietly sat back down in my seat and glanced over the crowd to see a few people with red faces and I suspect sighlantly laughing. Damn, if they thought that was funny they should have seen my VCE drama class. I laughed slightly at the memory before turning back to Alan, lifting my gaze from the floor, to see he was laughing his arse off as well.

I waited a few moments until Alan calmed down before I explained. "Sorry about that." I turned to the audience "Don't do VCE drama, this is what happens later in life." I saw the Aussies were still laughing but pretty much everyone else looked confused. Oh. Right. Stupid me, I need to get it though my thick head that England and 'Straya are totally different and have different schooling levels. "The highest level of drama you can do before you go to uni." A few more people laughed at this obviously understanding the joke now.

I looked back over to Alan to see he had sobered up from his laughing fit. "And after the revolation - Tandy are you ready for your surprise?"

"Why, yes Alan I do believe I am-" I didn't even finish my sentence before I felt someone push me forward as if they were jumping over the couch, and as a reaction my right leg slammed up against the coffee table and hit my shin. I felt it erupt in pain before I heard yelling.

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A.N

Short I know but here take it. Sorry I haven't updated in so long :(!! Enjoy! Leave feedback! Please :)

*Also note that I'm note sure what I want todo with this story at the moment. Keep or delete. So it may just disappear.*

- The Witch

P.S The 'Alice' the fans were referring to was Alice Springs which is basically almost the middle of Australia. Meaning desert. Nothing fancy around until you hit say... Brizzy I suppose.