My Guide On Being A Hetalian

Things to Do

1) When angry with someone, put legos in their shoes.

2) Sing Marukaite Chikyuu, even if it's not the time or place.

3) Doodle the characters on social studies papers, even if you have to turn them in.

4) Frantically wave your hand in social studies when asked about a topic.

5) Correct your teacher if they get information wrong.

6) Maple syrup, pasta, burgers, tomatoes, etc. all look tastier.

7) Use "like" and "totally" in every sentence.

8) Sp'll th'ngs l'k' th's 'n p'p'rs.

9) Use accents (British, French, etc.)

10) Say "big brader" to your brother or any random person.

11) Command people to "become one with Russia."

12) Use a wok and laddle as weapons.

13) When at a bonfire, yell "It feels like we're trying to summon a demon (or Satan) or something!" in a frightened tone.

14) Yell in a German accent.

15) Declare your awesomeness.

16) Ohonhonhon!!

17) Use "non" instead of "no."

18) When asked how you are, say or type "m'good."

19) Wear dresses, even if you're a boy. Just call it a long tunic so things don't get awkward.

20) Yell "China! I choose you!" and "I'm the hero!!" whenever you want.

21) In a crowded room, yell "OBJECTION" or "EVERYVONE SHUT UP."

22) Use lines from Hetalia.

23) Use music to express anger.

24) Be protective of siblings.

25) Read fanfics.

26) Listen to Hetalia music.

27) Carry around a stick and call it "Mein shticky friend."

28) Beat people with your "Peace Prize."

29) When offered ice cream, yell "ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEAM!!"

30) Use the words "bloody" and "wanker."