Doctor Who Funnies

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This is for all you awesome Whovians out there!! I made this to celebrate the new Doctor Who coming out November 23, 2013. 50th Anniversary, yay! So, read, enjoy, and be a Whovian. :)

Mickey: What is a horse doing on a spaceship?!

Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a space ship? Get a little perspective. 

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Amy: She's...She's the Tardis?

Doctor: Well, she's a woman. She's a woman, and she's the TARDIS!

Amy: Okay, did you wish really hard?

Doctor: Shut up! It's not like that!

Idris: Hello, I'm...Sexy.

Doctor: Still shut up. 

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Rose: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you...dance?

Doctor: Well, I got the moves but I wouldn't want to boast.

Rose: You got the moves? Come on, then, show me your moves.

Doctor: Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete.

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Cowboy: He's [the horse] called Joshua. Its from the Bible. It means the Deliverer. 

Doctor: No he isn't, I speak horse. He's called Susan. And he wants you to respect his life choices. 

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Doctor: You, me, inside that box now.

Clara: ...I'm sorry?

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Cops: I'm charging you too.

Doctor: Uh...yes. I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself. 

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Doctor: Do I just have that face that no one listens to?...again?

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Rose: If you're an alien, how come you sound like you're from up north?

Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!

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Doctor: Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash. Things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard.

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Doctor:  Who dah man?!

(long awkward pause)

Doctor: Yeah, I'm never saying that again.

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Doctor: Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable. 

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