"And what if I don't really care?" I said, nibbling on a fry, that suddenly had my full attention.
"Come on Audrey, didn't you always say you wanted to seduce a hot older guy and have him-"
"Okay I got it." I cut her off, rolling my eyes. "I guess this would finish High School with a Bang, but I mean, I don't even know this guy."
"The less you know the better. Trust me. Hes a total fox I heard but also a ladies man, I got some information on him." Abruptly she pulls out a file folder with colored paper inside. The front labeled,
TOP SECRET
I smiled, rubbing my hands together-subtly rubbing the grease from the fries off of me-as my attention averted to that beautiful folder, which would lie all the secrets I would need to seduce the hot math teacher.
"First, he went to Harvard, but there's a catch. Throughout middle school he practically failed every class, and due to his father being the CEO of a major company, he was able to..lets just say bribe the teachers to let him pass." I arched an eyebrow as she shrugged innocently. "Anyway, Senior year he suddenly became an A+ Student."
"How is that possible?"
"Shush." She dismissed, reading on. "He went to Harvard after that considering his grades were phenomenal. Anyway, apparently his father left him 2 years into him going to Harvard. He became a teacher here for whatever reason." She said with a breath of relief that she had finished.
"Wow. How the hell did you find out all that?"
"Um-My dads a cop Aud."
"Right." I mumbled, stuffing fries in my mouth to ease the pressure I was feeling to seduce this teacher, of whom I don't even know the name of.
Suddenly Gwen squealed, as she waved her hand in front of me as if her squealing wasnt a signal enough. I slowly shift in my seat to see a very attractive man in a suit, as he grabbed a tray of food. He stood tall, hovering over all the football jocks, as they high-fived him, smirking.
I looked around realizing that almost none of the girls were swooning like I was internally. I just couldn't take my eyes away from the deep blue eyes, and his messy but neat looking hair.
Is nobody else as affected as I am?
I look over to see Danny Grass scanning his body up and down. I laughed loudly, as Danny slowly drifted his eyes up to Mr.Gooby's lucious face.
I flicker my eyes back over to Mr.Gooby as his body squirms uncomfortably under Danny's gaze. I suddenly snort out the chocolate milk that I was drinking, causing Mr.Gooby's eyes to look over at me as a smirk is on his face.
Oh shit.
I quickly wink at him, as he blinks at me in confusion before chuckling.
"Audrey, make a seductive face!" Gwen whisper yelled at me throwing a fry at my forhead.
"I am!" I hiss, glaring at her.
"Yikes" She winces. "I don't really want to see your ugly face." I glare at her harder as my stare turns cold. "I mean-What ugly face? I doubt you can even make a slightly unattractive face let alone ugly!" She giggles nervously, scratching her eyebrow, a habit she has when she gets nervous.
"Mr.Gooby is such a beast..a god beast, a beast god? Whats the term?" I hummed, tapping my nail on the cafeteria table. "Oh-Sex God, Hes a-"
"Who's a what?" A deep masculine voice comes from behind me. I close my eyes tightly, not daring to look.
