Playboy Bunny (Yandere University: Samgladiator X Taurtis)

Intro

[A/N Hi readers. BEFORE you type in the comments "whAt h@pp3ned to Bruised Lips? XD nya~" uhh yeah, about that. Chapter 6 was probably the last chapter of that series, sorry. HOWEVER, personally this new series is just overall 100% better.

I mean it has my own ARTWORK, cussing, smut, hardcore makeout sessions, ooooh even more smut, and Sam and Taurtis in COLLEGE. I absolutely adored creating their chemistry in this story, so I hope you will too.

Btw this is an AU meaning in this universe they first met in COLLEGE.]

Taurtis

The day Sam Gladiator came into my life was the day that my life started plummeting into the utter hell that it came to be now. But let me tell it from the start.

So. Imagine little-'ol-me with my stunning raven black hair and stoic expression quietly minding my own business with my headphones on. Just your favorite protagonist laying under a tree and napping because he might have forgotten to go to class that day but it's not his fault that he woke up late okay there was a project- I mean.

It was just his normal day. Just his normal routine. But oh! Why had God let the tragedy commence for, lo and behold! Cue in the dramatic entry of said life-ruiner, Sam Gladiator!

"EXCUSE me." he'd say with an attitude that isn't too fitting for a first impression. His voice was just loud enough for me to hear over my music and just assertive enough to shake me out of my stupor. Blinking my sweet goodbye to my sleep I lifted my head to look straight at him.

"What?" I asked.

Then, as if me granting him that response was like a small loan of a million dollars, the stranger (at the time, mind you) gave a big sigh of relief.

"Did I wake you?" He asked. I glared back at him, delivering an obvious message.

"...Sheesh- hah sorry. I've just been trying to get your attention for a while but goddd." He rambled, unapologetically staring at my headphones as if it required some harsh scrutiny.

"How loud are your headphones?' He asked with a smirk. My eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

Loud enough to block out any annoying voices such as your own.

I thought to myself. I didn't say that out loud of course.

I mean- I didn't, right?

The sudden and almost unconfident laughter from him told me that I had spoken out loud. And- oh okay yeah, looking back on that, maybe my hostility was uncalled for but hey. I am NOT a morning person.

...

Okay so it wasn't technically morning. But it certainly was to me because SOMEONE had just woke me up. Little did I know that that was going to be the first of many times he'd wake me.

After a moment of not responding he awkwardly stopped laughing and continued talking.

"I- so I just transferred here from Japan and I-" blah blah blah enter Sam's unimportant rambling here. Actually, if I'm honest with myself I don't really remember what he said here at all. But anyways, onto the fall of my life.

"-looking for my dorm called uh-. Oh yeah, um." He scrambled for some piece of paper.

"Do you have any idea where Demi House is?" He finished.

I did.

"I don't."

I lied. Oh wasn't that just the point of my downfall. Had I known that my little lie would end me up here I would have never responded in the first place. Maybe then he'd would have left me alone and trust me, I was more than okay with never having to deal with him ever again. I mean, the campus was gigantic anyways so I wouldn't doubt it. But no.

Somehow I found myself sitting with him together in the counselor's office. Just the two of us and the school counselor for lord knows why. Oh and the fact that we were sharing the same chair was just the icing on the cake wasn't it?

I mean just think: two basically grown (well honestly, he was a little scrawny) men sitting awkwardly on the edges of the same chair. It was uncomfortably close.

"Well, we got ourselves some new changes boys!" Our school counselor said in greeting.

I've been at this college for a full semester but I've never seen her before. Her vibrant blonde hair contrasted well with her darker blue eyes and she seemed pretty young. Only, her glasses added to her age.

I knew her, though. Hell, I'm pretty sure everyone does here. She was actually notorious for being incredibly nice but also incredibly terrifying at times. Shit. What was her name again? Miss Okane? Professor Oak? Mrs. Oakland?

"I don't think I've introduced myself yet. I'm Mrs. Okami, your school counselor," Okami! Ahh, I was close.

"Yo yo yo yo yooo I'm Sam Gladiator." Sam said and uh. Did this kid have a speech impediment? I stared at him weirdly but Mrs. Okami just laughed.

"Yeah okay then, I'm Taurtis and what are we doing here?" I asked.

I promise I'm not always this snappy. As a matter of fact, everyone says I'm one of the nicer ones. I guess it's just something about this guy that gets under my skin. Oh no, that's right. The fact that he is completely annoying really gets to me.

"Well, Taurtis, Sam here was studying abroad in Japan for the last semester and it says here that you.." she motioned to Sam.

"-Filled out the 'Aka House' for your housing forms!" HAH.

I stifled out a laugh that (intentionally) didn't go unnoticed as Sam promptly stared at me in confusion.

"And? What's wrong with the Aka House?" He asked obliviously.

My laughter only grew to the point where I had to stop myself before I fell off the tight chair we shared.

"What's wrong with the Aka House is the fact that it's a dorm for girls only." I said with a smirk.

Sam's face lit up with a red flush as he stared at me, dumbfounded. For a while he could only open and close his mouth dumbly as he desperately tried to muster up something to say.

"I was originally going to sign up for the Demi House but I couldn't get the forms since someone couldn't help find the building!" Sam said defensively. His voice was raising so naturally mine had to too.

"And I'm to blame?" I asked. And wait, that's right, I was.

"You are!" he yelled.

"Settle down." Okami interrupted. Her sudden harshness and assertiveness was booming and came seemingly out of nowhere and oh. That's what the rumors meant by pretty terrifying.

She gave an eerie smile. "Now, you two are going to have to get along unless you both want to live miserably because..." Wait.

"Taurtis, if I'm not mistaken, your roommate dropped out of college the very first week and-" No, she can't be suggesting.

"You've been the only one occupying that room for... Oh! Fifteen weeks so far." You gotta be shitting me-

"And Sam here has failed to correctly fill out his housing forms meaning:" Sam blushed as Okami promptly continued.

"You two are now roommates."

[First chapter will be posted tomorrow. And btw the chapter has my ART IN IT, WOOOO. And it'll literally be posted tomorrow guaranteed okay.

See look at me.

I have everything scheduled.

So nice.]