One day, in Heaven, Lord Simon was taking auditions for the first group to go down to Earth for the first time. There were many people that auditioned, thousands actually. There were five boys, all with perfect faces and bodies. They all tried auditioning in singles, like most of the people, willing to be put into groups with strangers. Somehow, Lord Simon thought that those five boys were absolutely perfect for the job. But first, he'd have to make the planet! He thought to himself, “it's going to have to be perfect!” He smiled, as he made a round ball made of water appear in the sky below Heaven. He said to himself, “it's going to have to have land, they cannot swim all day, they'll become rotten!”. Smirking, Lord Simon made land on this wonderful ball of water. Suddenly, he realized those five boys will be lonely and hungry, so he created some funny looking things called grass, trees, and plants. He noticed that that's not all they'd want to interact with, noticing that those weren't living or moving. He then created a wonderful thing called animals. He named a few names like monkeys, cows, cats, lemurs, platypuses, turtles, and more. He was happy with what he created, but he noticed the planet he had created looked too dark for people to be able to see. Just like Heaven, he created two things, they were called day and night. In the day, he made a bright ball of light, and called it the sun. At night, he created another ball of light, except it wasn't as bright as the sun. He called it the moon. After happy with everything, he summoned the five boys to his office. Four of them approached him, the other standing behind his door. He walked over to the door, and asked the boy what was wrong. “Lord Simon, i can't do it, i'm too shy!” he said. “you'll be fine. You're perfect the way you are, my beautiful angel.” Lord Simon said. “now come in here so i can name you a beautiful name”. The boy followed Lord Simon in, and they stood infront of him. The curly haired boy stood up, and said “Lord Simon, why must we be here?” Lord Simon smirked, and said “you have oh so wonderful hair, i shalt call you Harry”. The curly haired boy smiled, laughing at Lord Simon. Harry sat down,and Lord Simon looked at the boy with the blonde hair, and said “you” while pointing his index finger at him. Nervously, the blonde boy stood up, blushing like mad. 'You're special' Lord Simon said. “Wh-what? Thats craic!” the blonde boy said. “i'm not even close to special Lord Simon” Lord Simon smiled at him, and said “yes you are, your name is Niall” The blonde boy smiled, and said “oh my, i love it!” He sat down, and then Lord Simon pointed at the shy boy that was hiding behind the door. “Zayn” he said. “that's your name”. Zayn smiled, and said 'i love it Lord Simon, it's perfect” as he sat down. Lord Simon pointed at the boy with the weird shaped rhumpus(butt). Lord Simon smiled as he sassily stood up from his chair. “Wow, sassy aren't we?” Lord Simon said. The boy smirked, and said “what's it to ya?”. “Louis” Lord Simon said. “ew” the boy exclaimed. With a giant POOF!, Lord Simon lifted his hands and the boy felt a pain in his butt. All the other boys stared as his butt grew bigger and bubblier. “now you have a perfect behind to go with your perfect name and perfect face” Lord Simon said. Louis smiled, and sat down. Last but not least, he pointed out the most mature one of the five boys. The one that stayed quiet the whole entire time, paying attention to everything that he said. “your name is Liam” he exclaimed exitedly. Liam smiled, and said “thank you Lord Simon” since they all had names now, it was time to send them down to planet Earth. There was a huge crisis down on Earth, an evil god, named Lord Faptaguise was trying to rule the planet, and needed someone to stop him. They all needed special suits, so they can save the world from Lord Faptaguise. Lord Simon lead them to the back room to go and get their special suits. When they got there, Harry ran up to the hanger with a bright orange suit on, and said “I call dibs on this one!”Louis tried pulling the purple one up but his butt was too big for it. “i have a special one for you Louis” Lord Simon said as he pulled out a bright red one with a bigger butt on it. Louis grabbed it, and put it on. It fit him absolutely perfect. He sat down in one of the chairs in the dressing room. Niall pulled on a bright blue suit, and said “this ones mine Lads!”. Zayn slowly creeped into a yellow suit, while saying “ I look like a banana!” Everyone laughed, and Liam put on the purple one. “let's go!” harry said. They all got up, and headed for the door. Lord Simon lead them over to the portals, sending them down to planet Earth.
