I am not the smartest cat in the neighbor hood, not until recently. Before my "experiments" I was a normal cat, my thoughts would be things like "I want food, I want sleep, I want belly rubs" but now, it's all different. I have been selected from the illumikitty to be let in to the "truth." You see, as house cats, we are simple, but when a science lab messes up and creates an intelligent mutant cat, we created a society. Now, you may be wondering "what experiments?" and let me tell you, but trust me, you will have wished you never had asked. My experiments started after they took me, they being the secret cat council, the illumikitty. I was in some sort of lab for a week, and within that week, I had endured plenty of terrible, horrible, scary things. It was basically torture. However, whatever they did, was worth it. I can think more then three thoughts, I know how to speak human, and I'm even smarter then most human beings. So that is the truth. As a normal cat, I was not able to realize all of these things existed, but now, my limitations are endless.
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My Strange Life
HumorMy name is Chica, my person is Kali, and this is the story about how I went from a stupid cat, to the ruler of the world.
