Needs Jesus

Oneshot: Needs Jesus

A women has a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet.
The women's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "Ok, how much?"
Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab you glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father says, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that..... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
The two go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh** again."

-I usually substitute sh** for stuff but I also feels that the word choice adds to the story and honestly I don't like to curse so that's why the word is not actually just plainly wrote.