Opening a tight jar, without the proper training, can be extremely difficult to the average human. Allow me to give you 5 useful, but simple, steps to ease your jar-opening needs.
1) Try pulling off jar lid
2) Fail at pulling off jar lid
3) Get really mad at jar lid
4) Chuck jar using the strength of the gods at the floor
5) Think about how brilliant you are, as you enjoy whatever was in the jar
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How to Open Things
Historical FictionHelpful instructions on how to open different things. Inspired by SpongeBob.
