How to Open Things

A Door

Doors can be a mighty struggle to open, especially if they are locked. These 7 simple steps will work if the door is locked or not.

1) Grab doorknob

2) Twist doorknob

3) Push/pull on doorknob

4) Fail at opening

5) Gather the strength of the gods, and kick a hole through the door

6) Keep kicking until hole is big enough for you to fit through

7) Laugh at your brilliance as you walk through door