Fable 3
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Little Potato hated everything about school. He hated Math, English, Science, History, and any other subject there is. He even hated Lunch, because the food was gross. There was one subject the Little Potato loved, though. He loved Recess. Besides jumping rope, he loved to play on the slide. Everyday he would go down the slide until the bell rang. He slid it at least ten times each time there was recess. One day, there was a new kid at school. His name was Heavy Squash. Heavy Squash loved to play on the slide too, but he didn't like to wait his turn. One day, during Recess, Little Potato was going down the slide. He was barely half way when Heavy Squash started coming down. Little Potato couldn't get off the slide fast enough, and "BAM"! Little Potato was squashed into the woodchips. Heavy Squash didn't care though, and kept sliding down the slide with Little Potato at the bottom. By the time the bell rang, Little Potato was flat and round. He had many injuries, which made him very frail. Barely able to move, Little Potato was late to class. The teacher, over exaggerating as usual, gave him corporal punishment, and got chipped. And that is where chips come from.
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The Little Potato
HumorA little potato goes to school and has an adventure. The adventure changes with each fable. This is a story of many other stories, that are made like children's stories, but are much more morbid. Read to find out how. The Teen version of Children st...
