CHAPTER INSPIRED BY MY TRAVIS X OC BOOK GO CHECK IT OUT! P.S YES THESE ARE MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE COMEBACKS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TYPING IN CAPITALS OKAY BYE.
Garroth
Him: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Not as much as this conversation.
Travis
Him: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
You: Well that'll be a short conversation.
Zane
Him: Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
You: The only natural disaster is you.
Dante
Him: Looks like you dropped something...my jaw.
You: Looks like you dropped something else too...your dignity.
Laurence
Him: Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
You: If you can see yourself so clearly, why do you think you have a chance with me?
Vylad
Him: I didn't know angels flew so low.
You: I didn't know losers aimed so high.
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Boyfriend Scenarios ~ Minecraft Diaries/MyStreet
FanfictionJust a bunch of boyfriend scenarios! Feel free to request any character that you want me to add.
