Lmao No (A Daniel x Vicky shitty fanfic repeat)

Love's so hot you burnede my houSE dOWN bITCH

(Daniel's POV

....which is probably a little perverted at some point) 

Monday, September 21st, 4:20 blaze it pm

It was a lovely morning, the sun was shining, the burds were singing, and I felt like shit. As usual. I jumped out of bed and landed face first into the floor. "Oh fuck," I said. I looked over at my alarm clock. It was 69:69 for some reason. "I should probably get that fixed...either that or the world is trying to tell me something..." I got up, got dressed. Then I remembered that I slept through my alarm for school and that school probably has ended by now. "God damn it, stupid alarm." I threw it out of my window onto a nearby cat and screamed "TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" I also will probably need a new window. "Oh well." I said. I jumped out of my window, somehow omly wearying my underwear, guess it must've got caught in the shards of glass outside. I walk down the street with everyone giving me weird looks. "What's your problem havent seen a guy in vans and underwear before?" 

(Author's Note: DANiEL UR WEARING WHITE VANS FITE ME U BUTT

Danieel: bUT I HATE WHITE VANS-

shhhhhh child. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. )

I was on my way to school to see if anyone was still there, and as I was walking, I almost got ran over by a Lamborghini. "WhaT IN THE HELL WAS THAT!!!?!" I screamed. For some reason it had a FedEx Logo on it. Someone steps out. ....TURns out it was my friend alexandro. "Sup Alexandro"

"Nm u"

"Same same"

"why are you in ur underwear i told u i dont swing that way"

"its not for ur gay ass i just felt like wearing white vans and underwear stop judging"

"im not eve n gAY-

"oh who the fuck cares, is anyone at schhol?"

"uhhhh i think?? idk man"

We both walk in2 the school, and then...

(*cues saxaphone music*

*points to vicky*)

...Damn, what a fine girl. I look at this girl walking past me. Tall. Brown hair. Brownish eyes. Short skirt. bAZONGAS (LMFAO)...ok its meh but sHORT SKIRT (also eMPHASIS ON SHORT kAWIIWII TYPICAL ANIME LENGTH SKIRT) Cute stuff really.

Then she looks at me, oh god i can totally see myself w/ her *internal vomits rainbows*

I wave to her, then she punches me in the face.

The last thing i heard was, "dON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME PERVERT" before I blacked out into a world of memes...

Pepe gave me love advice tho..! (it was really bad) and a bunch of other memes

When I woke up, I was in a bed, in someones house...sleeping...apparently. wAiT. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES....CLoTHES....I internally freak as I search for them. ...They were on the floor. ...This is slowly going very downhill, I think to myself. I look to my side and see some random person...wAIT...THIS IS THE GIRL THAT BLACKED ME OUT oHMYGOSDH..sHES SLEEPING I BETTER GET THE HELL OUT. But before i do that i take a selfie w/ her sleeping face lmao.I put on my clothes and proceed to jump the fuck out of the window. Turn out, well well well, WE WERE IN THE EMPIRE STATE bUILDING and uH IM FALLING LIKE CRAZY. I start to girlishly scream when someone appears next to me. ITS MY FRIEND HATON! (for purposes of this meme fanfic i will call mysELF THAAT IF ANYONE CALLS ME THAT I WILL FLIP OUT AND RUIN UR LIFE FITE ME MOTHERTRUCKER)"I GRANT U THE POWER TO UM...TRANSFORM!!!1" and then i suddenly turn into a duck. i never get to have children again in my life and im married to chat noir (or the body pillow) and i uhhhhh.....IDK AUTHOR WHAT DO YA GOT

"....JUST END IT HERE DANIEL"

OK...

(#IBrokeTheFourthWallBishies)

THE END.

*closes book* THat suRE WAS FUN 

lol i have another surprise in store jUST YOU WAIT :3 its not bad i just actually have a surprise for the next chapter mKAY BYEEEEEEEE

P.S IM wating for my boi daniel 2 finish his fic so i can make chapter 2 so ya