Chapter 2.5

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FILLER CHAPTER BETWEEN THE IM FAMILY LOL + sOME FRIENDS AND OCs
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iMessage:
wtf
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imjaebum: oK, NEW PHONE WHO DIS

imjahaneol: this little fuckboy has the nerves to say that

imjaebum: bITCH IM OLDER THAN YOU

imjahaneol: only by a few months, shut your irrelevant ass up

kimtaehyung: jaebummmmmmmm hyung, cum back pls

jeonjungkook: did he just say cum

imjunhyeong: this is why I hate this family

imchangkyun: why can't we ever be a normal family

imjunghoon: wHEN WILL WE EVER BE ?¿

jeonjungkook: minus the fact we're male Succubus

imbaekyoul: and minus the fact we are immortal

kimtaehyung: and minus the fact we're all related

imjunghoon: and minus the fact we have to go through sexual intercourse to get energized and all

imjaebum: I gET IT YOU ASSHOLES, god, i hate this family so much

imjahaneol: you make it sound like we love you jaebitch

imjunhyeong: but you seem to enjoy fucking everyone

imbaekyoul: watch him get human std lmao

imchangkyun: is that even possible

kimtaehyung: well, jaebum-hyung is the first male Succubus to going to get human std

imjahaneol: what is with this family

imjaebum: DROP THE MARRIAGE AND MAYBE ILL COME HOME

imjahaneol: I'm sensing a but, goddamnit, what now

imjaebum: but, let me try to get this guys number

imchangkyun: *ass

kimtaehyung: *dick

imjunghoon: Jesus

imbaekyoul: wHY AM I EVEN ADOPTED INTO THIS GODFORSAKEN FAMILY

kimtaehyung: ^ same

imjahaneol: why am I his half brother

imjaebum: give me time for fuck sake

imjunhyeong: we give you two months

imbaekyoul: AJSKDKW WHAT IF DAD COMES AFTER US INSTEAD

imjunghoon: lmao, we dipping real quick

jeonjungkook: these ims man

imjahaneol: I swear, the male succbus population is just dropping cause of this family

imjaebum: and?

jeonjungkook: I wonder whose fault is that

imjahaneol: Jaebum's

imjunhyeong: Jaebum's

kimtaehyung: jaebum-hyung's

imbaekyoul: the one that keeps fucking people, jaebum

imjunghoon: jaebum

imjaebum: fuck you guys

imchangkyun: no incest pls

kimtaehyung: why not

imjunghoon: can you guys please stop

imjaebum: I'm tryna get this cutie's number and y'all being little bitches

imjahaneol: I bet $1k on Jaebum not tapping that ass within a month

imchangkyun: I bet $100 that Jaebum might try to find someone to fuck if he can't get that cutie's number

jeonjungkook: I bet $100k he's gonna try to teach that cutie sex but ends up getting rejected and go to a strip club to get help

imbaekyoul: shit, I bet $1k on him for not trying to have sex with someone but if he does, he owing us money

kimtaehyung: it's not like Jaebum is gonna win any of this bet

imjaebum: wOW, THE AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE YOU FUCKERS HAVE IN ME IS SO UNREAL, THANKS !

imjunhyeong: of course !

imjaebum: bitch

imjunghoon: these bets start right now, so you better work your ass off Jaebum

jeonjungkook: *jaebitch

imjahaneol: *jaehoe

imjaebum: i FUCKING hate this family

minyoongi:  explain to me why im even in this group chat

minyoongi: fuck you guys

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you'll see half chapters
these are mostly convos so yeah

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