Much Patrick Stump Very Doge

Doge Chapter 1: Very Drum Much Winner

Doge wipes the sweat from his forehead, his paw now drenched.

"Much Water. Plz Water."

Doge leaps away from his drum-set, carrying the drumsticks in his mouth. It was now 4:20am and Doge has spent his whole night pounding on his giant, bright red drum kit. Doge spits the drumsticks out onto the floor and proceeds to pant. Doge scampers over to his water bowl, his tongue quivering and dry as he sticks it into the water. He hasn't taken a water break all night, he's been drumming.

Doge loves to drum. He spends countless hours drumming. He loves to play songs by Panic! At The Disco, Black Veil Brides, Pierce The Veil, Green Day, My Chemical Romance- every emo band you can think of. But most of all, Doge loves to play songs by the band Fall Out Boy. Doge loves Fall Out Boy with a burning passion, and he has a crush on the All doge wants in life is to be the star drummer in a punk rock band.

"Much tired. Such sleepy"

Doge trots upstairs to his bedroom, his nails clicking against the wood floors. He leaps up, paw scraping against the wall and pulling the light-switch down. He scampers to his bed and circles it multiple time before laying down in it.

*Ring* *Ring* *Ring*

Doge's phone rings- it's his local radio station.

"Hello Mr. Doge, this is 69.9 Alternative Hits Radio Station! We've received your entry in our
Fall Out Boy concert ticket giveaway. We are calling to inform you that you are INDEED the winner of this concert! Stop by the radio station tomorrow morning and grab your tickets before the concert. Thanks for listening to 69.9 Alternative Hits! Have a great night!"

Tears rolled down Doge's face, for he is Fall Out Boy's biggest fan and now he is seeing the live in concert. He especially can't wait to see the love of his life- Pete Wentz.

"Much happy. Very winner." Doge whispers as a crisp, wet tear drops from his eye.