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The signs with their children:
Aries: " ah yes... 6.. months .. the perfect age to start boxing classes"
Taurus: ( uses a baby-carrier on their teenager)
Gemini: "Listen buddy , I don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day.
Cancer: Rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo: Is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies
Virgo: ( Pulls out a calculus textbook) "story time"
Libra: The mom in "stacy's mom"
Scorpio: " a lullaby? alright baby..... bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin...... a hundred mutha fucks.....''
Sagittarius: ( newborn vomits on them) "what the..... I did not raise you to be like this"
Capricorn: " Beautiful baby right? Well. not as beautiful as me but... you know, we can't all be so blessed
Aquarius: ( burns their kids hw) " you don't need this..... it's all up to the system... listen, there's a rebellion coming
Pisces: ( sees their baby sleeping) " what an asshole ....why tf can't that be me ???
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♥ Zodiac Signs 2 ♥
FanfictionHii guyss. I haven't uploaded for ages ik. Soo this month I came up with an idea to make another book about the zodiac signs. In my other book there is no free room for another part so I'm making another one :). This book is going to have a whole n...
