UF Sans VS Frisk

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You, you're a tiny little kid. I couldn't touch you, could I? Your bones would break as soon as I lay my hands on ya. C'mere. Give old Sansy a hug! I promise I won't do anything!

But you will! You'll kill me!

Tryin' to fight back, are ya? Clever, very clever. You know, out of the humans I've met, you are by most the cleverest. Lots of people would've fell for that. Here, let me mercy you (holds out hand)

No! You're going to kill me again! I.. can't.. I mustn't!

Well then, I see you've taken the harder way of life. Goodbye, Frisk (snatches her arm) unless you have got a better idea of gettin' past me, I won't

(Thinks, c'mon Frisk! There's got to be a way! Wait! If I call.. him? Would it work?) I've got an idea!

Ya have? Let's see it then (tightens grip)

(Deep breath) PAPYRUS!!!

You little.. next time you are so fucking dead. And in the back grave yard

FRISK?! WHAT'S THE MATTER? (Runs up to her)

He tried to kill me (points at UF Sans as he walks off)

HE DID? I'M SURE HE WAS ONLY PRACTICING, RIGHT?

No, he meant it. He said he's going to put underneath the ground and dig me up when I die and then ra-

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANY FURTHER. I WILL SPEAK WITH UF PAPYRUS WHEN HE'S FINISHED HIS PUZZLE. HERE, COME HOME AND CHAT WITH SANS WHILE I GO OUT. OK?

Anything, Papy.

They go home and Sans is watching the MTT Show eating

SANS, FRISK'S COME TO STAY WITH YOU FOR A BIT

Something about UF Sans?

YES, LOTS. I'M SURE SHE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. NOW, GOODBYE YOU TWO, I'M OFF TO HAVE A WORD WITH UF SANS AND UF PAPYRUS.

Mm, ok. see ya bro. I'll take care of Frisk then. have fun, Pap.

I'M SURE I WILL..

Papyrus leaves and slams the door and Frisk sits down next to Sans

hey, kid. I see UF Sans really build up a number on you, ay? it's no matter, I'll use up my powers for you kido (puts hands over her head and heals her) you better?

(Nods)

good. now, you hungry? we've got guests today and I'm making sure you're all fed and.. sorted

Sans? Your skull is all.. bright blue (stares)

my skull? really? cool! heheh, right. who wants a hotdog?

Me!!

Meanwhile, with UF Papyrus and Papyrus..

YOU'RE SAYING HE WANTS TO KILL HER?

YES! UF SANS WANTED TOO! TRUST ME, PLEASE? THIS ONE TIME..?

MM, FINE. BUT KEEP YOUR STUPID FUCKING BONE-PANTS IN YOUR HOUSE. SHE GETS UP TO LOTS OF THINGS OUT THERE

WHATEVER YOU SAY! (runs back home)

At home..

Sans, my throat hurts. I think I swollowed that hotdog too hard, could you check?

no, kid. I'm sorry, I'm making flapjacks for tea today. you know ho-

hey! You stupid bitches! Seen Boss anywhere? I was meant to be cooking a fucking roast for him

nope, not anywhere. why are you asking us for? how would we know?

because, you are supposed to know everything! Aren't ya? That's the only reason Papyrus uses you, for help. Are you this dumb? Such an idiot. And anyway, your little girlfriend is waiting for you over there

shut your face, Frisk's not my girlfriend! she's kinda hot though..

hehehe, just wait until tomorrow, you'll wake up for something else.. hehe

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