Hey, Red, could you tell me how babies are made? I mean, you're monsters, so it's different how you believe, isn't it?
Well, jeez. I didn't expect such questions from a fucking baby, now did I? Anyways, babies mean nothing us. It's all about the new names we choose. Why did I get nicknamed Red? Why am I talking about myself? Why are you still here?!
I want an answer, Red. I need to know this! I could just watch some anime with Al-
NO! Hang on, I know. With skeletons, a male puts his hands into a girls pelvis and puts some cream in it, then pulls out one rib of him and her then they rub themselves together!! Now, don't watch anime! Please! For fuck sake!
I... why? So, that's why your missing a rib?
M-maybe.. erm, kido, do me a favor and go to Alphy's to get a check-up. Now!! Fucking shit, go!!!
Okay! Okay! (Runs to the lab)
Oh no, when she finds out, I'm dead...
Frisk sees UT Alphy's working on an X-ray system, and helps Frisk into it
H-hey Frisk! Pose with y-your arms above your head! Yeah, l-like that! Well done :3 now, this shouldn't t-take long, so don't worry! Um, F-frisk? Why haven't y-you got a rib?
A rib? What do you mean? Am I missing one?
Uh, y-yes, you are! Who d-did you sleep with l-last night?
Sans. Why?
UF S-sans?
Maybe, what's the matter?
You said you're b-both missing a rib. And I heard y-you asked him how baby skeletons are m-made, which means-
Which means?
You both, may have.. had a baby. That's w-why you're fat, not being m-mean or anything!
Frisk stands still in the X-ray machine and UF Sans comes in the room and blushes deeply
Hey, is that-
Y-yes. It's Frisk. I've heard s-she slept with you, and both your ribs are g-gone. You did something t-to her didn't you?
Maybe. So? She will have a baby skeleton, what's so bad about that?
It m-may hurt trying to push it out of her wom-
DON'T GO INTO ANY MORE DETAIL!!
Okay! Sorry!
Alphys? Sans? What's going on? Why is my face hot?
Hehe, want to lose another rib?
S-sans! No! Don't s-scare her!
Aww c'mon, you know I was joking! Unless she does. Anyhow, I've got to go, and don't mention a word about this to Boss, otherwise I might not be alive anymore, got it?
Y-yes, of course!
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Another Undertale Roleplay Thing :D
Hành độngYou may not know why I called this another book, but it's cause of that I made a book about some roleplays and couldn't be bothered to upload it :)
