When I fell to the underground I saw a flower but it was smoking crack. I went up to it and it said it would teach me about the underground. Then I tried to shoot me with an ak-47. A goat lady came and said attack doge and doge defeded flowey. I followed Toriel and went to her house. She asked if I wanted Mountain Dew and Doritos . I ate and drank them it was delicious. She then sent me to bed but the bed looked like a Dorito. The next morning I found Toriel in the basement . She said she was keeping me in the ruins:
