Aunt Erma

Oh. My. Goodness. Gracious. I'm. Losing. My. Mind. SHE IS DRIVING ME BONKERS! I have to get OUT OF HERE!!!!! I realize it has only been 1 week but seriously!!!!!!!! She is AWFUL!!!!! Once I flipped out on her in public because she asked if I ever thought about plastic surgery to get rid of my wrinkle lines and then getting purple hair, I'm not sure but something about that made me start screaming at her in public and she practically screamed, "HONEY I KNOW YOU RAN OUT OF TAMPONS BUT YOU NNEEEEEEED TO CALM DONE!" Yah everyone stopped what they were doing and took the time to burst out laughing at me.

Jasmine's POV

Carter has been waaaaaay to busy arguing with Erma to notice me sneeking out of the house everyday at noon to see Charlie. Charlie is my boyfriend. I saw him one day out of the window...shirtless. One day while I was pulling out of the grocery store I backed into a blue slug bug. "Sh*t! Frikin English men drive on the wrong side of the road!!!!!", I got out to see the damage when I bumped into a firm chest. "Watch where your goin u frikin English man!!!!! Uh Uh Uh....", it was him! it was that shirtless guy!!!!! "Sorry.", He said,"I'm uh...I'm" "Charlie.", said another man emerging from the passenger side of the vehicle. God these English men are HOT!, "That's Charlie and I'm Jerome." "Hi I'm Jasmine and I'm from America and I don't know how to drive in England because driving in England is weird.", I rambled on. "Its ok no damage done.", said Jerome. Charlie didn't look like he was in the speaking state. "So do you wanna go get some ice cream? I know this great ice cream place with all kinds of flavors I bet you haven't even heard of half of them." "Okay sure lead the way!" "Ok!", Jerome got in the car and started to drive away completely abandoning Charlie. "Sooooo are you coming or are you just going to stare at me all day.", I smirked, "I wouldn't leave that mouth open to long birds are gonna poop in there. C'mon let's go." I dragged him along and put him in the passenger side which in my opinion should be where the driver sits.

When we got there I had a rainbow chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in a cone shaped like a monkey, Jerome had a double bannana Oreo cookie sundae in a cone-dish shaped like a poodle, and Charlie had a black licorice and Carmel kisses sundae in a cat shaped cone-dish. We took it to go and went up to this hill where you can see the sunset that I discovered one day while I was taking a walk

"Truth or dare?", asked Jerome "Dare of course!", I exclaimed. "Okay I dare you to kiss both me and Charlie and tell us which of us is the better kisser." "WHAT?!??!!!?", Charlie and I yelled at the same time. "If you don't I'm gonna shave your head!", Jerome said I sighed, "Great I go first!" "Fine." I leaned in close and wrapped my arms around him as our lips connected it was a soft kiss and I have to admit there were some sparks. I pulled back when I ran out of breath. "Wow.", said Jerome. "Yah.", I agreed. "Okay now Charlie's turn." "Okay...." I wrapped my arms around Charlie and he leaned in slowly until our lips connected. His lips were so fragile but the kiss had so much passion that it soon turned into a full blown make out session. "Woah woah there slow down there.", Jerome interrupted, "So I take it he is the better kisser?" "Um...yah sorry." "No hard feelings he replied, "Friends?" '' Yah totally.", I smiled. "Well I better get going! You to love birds have fun!" Charlie and I both blushed deeply. And Jerome left. "So I was wondering if you uhhhh maybe kinda wanted to go on a date this weekend?", asked Charlie "Sure. I would love that.", I replied. It was dark but I didn't care. And Charlie and I just sat there and watched the stars all night.