First day of school
When I saw Betties high. I knew I was going to own this place it was just a matter of time. I look around and I started walking. I knew this was going to be a good day for Jessie. Ughhhh fuck no,"I yelled. This was not fucking happening. Oh fucking shit this is not fucking happening. This dude was picking the fudge out of his nose and he decided to flick it my way. Your probably wondering whats the big deal. The big deal is his fucking toe ass hairy mother fudgecaking butthole decided to flick it directly to my fudge licking face like, a savage. Ugh. Why do we even have tissues if we're not going to use it people.
So I was just standing there frozen not knowing what to do. Him being the "gentlemen" he is decided to wipe my face with his bogger infested hands and spread it all over. " There all gone," he said. I was shock and my mouth was wide open and.... And.... Never mind I'll spare you the details. This dude was just laughing "no" you know what I'll call him side person because he is one, just standing there while this whole fucking catastrophe was happening in front of everyone. Ugh, I'd like to just hit him repeatedly with a frying pan. Standing there while I was being traumatized by bogger boy over here. I mean this is highschool people. Geez. Act like fucking adults.
Anyways before I could get a good look at side person over here I ran to the bathroom. I was trying to wash my face without having to touch my face. You know how that went. By the end of it I was slamming my head on the sink like a bipolar idiot. The person next to me was backing away, whispering, and looking at me like I was crazy which I'm not. Whatever.
Anyways I decided I had enough and I grabbed some paper towel and soup and scrubbed the fudge out of my face until my eyebrows came off. ( The eyebrows didn't actually come off but you know what I mean) I went out of the bathroom crying everything was ruined my make up was gone, clothes were soaked and the bathroom floor flooded... Oops. Well that's what it gets for giving me a hard time. Maybe I am bi-polar I mean I'm talking about a floor here. All I know is I'm going to find bogger boy and side person. I have a feeling mr frying pan would like to meet them too. Don't ask me why I brought a frying fan to school... Ok. Ok. Fine I get hungry okay. Geez you turd.
That's all for now people I don't even know if it's any good or anything but if it sounds good tell me and I'll continue the story if it doesn't oh well.
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