"Welcome to mc Donald's How may I help you?" Lucy's voice was curt, she was quite frankly tired over the eternal loop of fat people, a fact that one young man didn't seem to grasp.
"YO, GIMME ALLL OFFF ITT" his voice was loud and he was quite obviously drunk off his ass.
"Sir, that would come to a rough price of 1,000 not including tax"
"HOLLLYY SHIT WHAT DO YOU HAVE BACK THERE"
"Several hundred pounds of hamburger"
"ISSSS IT RAWWWWWW"
"Unless our freezer recently started doing the opposite of its job, yes"
"WOOOAHHHHH CAN FREZZERS DOOOO DATT?"
"Sir, your holding up the queue, order or leave"
"YOUU KNOW FOR SOMEONE SO HOT YOUR SURPRISINGLY COLD"
She spluttered, face beginning to burn red.
"YOU STILL IN THERE"
"Umm... Sorry sir but you need to order or leave" she pushed the flirtation out of her head for now, she need this job after all.
"IVVVEEE ALLREADY GIVN YOU MAI ORDER" Lucy snorted was he really that drunk.
"I'll need to see the money upfront" the drunk pink haired man slammed... About... 10,000 dollars... Cash. Woah
"GIMME THE MEAT" at this Lucy heard a hiss that sounded suspiciously like a laugh from the drunk mans feet. Ignoring his current request she leant over the counter to get a better view. A bright blue cat?
"OIIIIII STOPPP STARING AT MY MEAT;) AND BRING ME MY MEAT"
"No cats allowed"
"OOHHHH" he seemed to contemplate what to do for a moment "BYYYYEEEEE"
Lucy watched him leave with a sense of confusion.
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Finally her nightmare shift had ended. Her thoughts kept going back to the drunk pinkette and his bright blue cat. He was kind of cute in a crazy drunk way.
"Omphh" she collided with a mass of leather and smoke "Hey watch it" she snapped upward.
"Woah feisty" the man leered at her from behind darkened shades.
"Back off creep" she growled backing away.
"C'mon baby, relax" he was advancing toward her looming over head.
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Natsu's POV
Natsu was strolling around in the dark, drunk off his ass. Still hungry after his dismissal by the blonde macdonald worker. He turned the corner, his cat hissing toward the darkness.
"Huuuuuush Happy" He slurred happily "To adventure" he strolled forward into the darkness.
As he felt along the wall he heard a very familiar voice, no longer cold but louder and more angry.
"BACK UP PERVERT" At that heard a loud crack and saw a large bearded man fly past him crumpling as he made contact with a wall. As he turned and saw the blonde from McDonald his jaw dropped, gone was the cold facade used in place of politeness. Her face was one of anger, flushed and panting.
"Holy shiittt" he murmured, he was in love.
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Midnight MC Donald's
RomanceFairy tale Nalu McDonald's au, Lucy works at McDonald's and Natsu is... well a drunk guy mainly
