By olis (and sponsored by victor the 🕸)
Warning... This is a very weird story, and if you are normal, this will not make sense. If your weird this will not make sense, so read with confusion.And one more thing, if you have not read part 1, I recommend you do so.
Ones there was a 🐙 that that was in the middle of the dessert because he loved 👑s. This 🐙 found a 💍 that was once a 🐔 and decided to get married! But he did not know if he should marry 🎅🏿 or this lovely fella.🙉
Then the 🐙 decided. She would Marry 🍆 man! Well 🎅🏿 felt like he was cheated on! So there was only one choice left, throw the 🧀!!!!!! Just then, a 🐸 came that liked to throw 👠s at 🐙s. And so the 🐸 attacked the 🐙 and turned him into 🍺. So 🎅🏿 gave it to 🎅🏻 for Easter! But 🎅🏻 got drunk and killed 🎅🏿. And when 🎅🏻 gets drunk, he becomes a 💦. But the 💦 was drank my MEGA 👴🏼, and MEGA 👴🏼 is so hot, he got caught on 🔥 and attracted all the 👩🏼s! But sadly the 👩🏼s burned the MEGA 👴🏼 in 🍷and he died. Then evil dr. 🐼 saw the dead body and brought it to his lab. Then he made the body into a 🦄 🍔 ant feed it to his pet 🐝. But then, 🐳 butt man came and ate the 🍔 instead. This made the 🐝 tiered and so the bee went to the park. The 🐝 started to feel like he needed to play his 📯 so every body became happy. So because of this the 🐝 wanted to be a 💀. Sadly the 💀 was stepped on by a 🤖 that liked to 🌚 people. But the 🌚 got 😡 and turned the 🤖 inside out and turned him into a 🚔. But the 🚔 flew a 🚀 into the 🌚 and now looks like this.
Then the 🌚 went to the dentist to get his 👁 checked for cavities because he is a true prankster gangster. #prankstergangsternation 😎. When he got there, there was dr. 🐔 waiting for him. He told him that he would have to go eat some 🍪s so his 👁 would get better soon. On the way out of the dentist, the 🌚 saw JOHN CENA!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! Well the 🌚 got out the There fast because he dose not like John Cena because one time he saw him hitting a 🦄 with his pet ⚽️ . On the way out, the 🌚 tripped over a ⛄️. This would have normally been fine, but it was on a Thursday midnight, so the 🌚 died.Anyways, your probably wondering what happened to that 🚔. Well, he hit the 🌚 so hard that he fell out of the 🚀and was stuck in space. But one day, a 🛥 hit him and he fell down to earth again. Right before he hit the ground, a 🐜 was just walking by, and the 🚔 car still died. The 🐜 likes 🧀. Then a 🐸 came and said to the 🐜,"did anyone ever tell you that you smell like a 🐮?" The 🐜 said nothing. So the 🐸 invited him to stay at his 🏡. When they got there, the was a black shadow in the 🐸s 🏡.
NEXT TIME IN CONFUSION...
What is the dark shadow, and will they make this face AT IT?!?!?To be confused in confusion 3!
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Confusion: The First Chapter
WerewolfWarning... this is an extremely weird story, and if you like having normal thoughts, i recommend you do not read this, even if you're a high heel.