Alison walked into the room she saw Alexis tooting on the toilet... "What are you doing!?" said Alison. Alexis replies to Alison "Oh I was just tooting how about you fam?" "Oh I was just trying to get some toilet paper to wipe my bum." says Alison. Alexis looks at Alison hella confused "Why the hell do you need to wipe your bum?" says Alexis. "I've been walking around all day with this Dingell Berry and I can't seem to get rid of it so the only thing I have to do now is wipe with toilet paper." Alexis looks at Alison very confused and says "Why did you have a dingell berry?" "You see I couldn't make it to the nearest bathroom and I just pooped a little in my pants!" Alexis takes a few seconds to answer "SAME!"
After celebrating their poop session they decided to go for a little poopie tea time! As they walked down Turtle road Alexis toots and right behind her a man says "Ugh I really.... have to toot too Erin" Alison shits her self a little, and turns around as fast as she could and she sees a sexican. It was the one and only Tony turtle! She fangirled so hard and Erin said "Oh yeah I replied to your question on Twitter, wanna go get a snack with me and Tony? Alexis can come to, how's that sound Alison?" Alison breathes heavily and replies really fast OF COURSE ERIN AND TONY WHERE SHOULD WE GO PALS????
Tony comes back from tooting cause gentleman don't toot in front of the ladies! Tony looks at Alison and Alexis and says "Omg you guys are gonna be my best pals!" Alison's face turns into a tomatoey red! Alexis looks at Alison laughing so hard that she looks like a mole rat! Alison laughs and toots and feels embarrassed! Tony laughs and then toots! Erin says "What the actual fuck is going on here?!" And then she begins to laugh really hard! Tony laughs and says "Let's go get some pizza cause that's what turtles do!" Tony all of a sudden fam is dressed up as Rafael from tmnt, Erin dressed as Michael Angelo, Alison As Donnie and Alexis as Leonardo! They ran and ran fast and faster! They couldn't hold on any longer their hunger was taking over!!!! As Alison ran she said to Tony, "Tony your one of my favorite people your my sexican and you can fuck me up!" Erin looks at Alison and says "Same honestly same" Tony laughs and then says to Alison "Alright Baby Doll!"
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The 3 Raccoons Misadventures
Fanfiction3 pals Named Alison, Alexis, and Melissa (myself) go on a journey to meet people they have always wanted to meet. Alison has a weird dream (chapter 1). These Girls Just want to have fun and hangout with some dank people! What struggles will the twin...
