The lost throne

Part 13: Airport Madness

I was jumping up and down waiting until I could get off this stinking plane. Airline food is one kind that I won't recommend it to anyone unless maybe I hate them.

I can see it now

"Hey Mary"

"Can I help you?"

"Well you see I went on a trip this summer, and I got you a present!"
"OH MY GOSH!!! Thank you Alea!"

"Welcome. just don't scream next time woman or you get nothing!"

"Yes sir. whoops I mean woman."

god I hate this bitch so much. and with that I grabbed the peanut package out from my back and handed it to her!

"gee, thanks Alea!"

"Welcome. just don't use it all in one place."

and with that I skipped off to join my friends!  I hope she "accidentally" chokes on one!

oh I love this plan! finally we got off the plane! but the people in front of me were so slow! :* "MOOO" Whoops I just mooed in public. whatever I'm in Norway its not like stone Martin is here!

I left the entrance hall thing a mic jig. and ran towards the great spinner luggage holder man killer, wait I think I'm got carried away. anyways you know what I mean!! if not theres a problem.

anywho I was just staring at it untill I saw my bag. I hopped over to it like a little bunny. "MY ZEBRA BAG!" I shouted. "Oh. how I missed you the plane ride was so looong!" I wailed dramactally. Suddenly I heard a chuckle behind me. Harry was cockily walking towards me! THAT BASTARD!!!!

I dropped my bag ran ip to his side and kicked hom in the shin. I then ran back to my bag I couldn't leave my bag alone for to long now. "OUCH!" he cried

" Good job harry!" I cheered. "Just a tad more and you can rock those high notes out!" I laughed at the stunned look on his face. 

just then America popped up right behind my shoulder and shouted "BOO!" I probably jumped a foot there. Note to self: Never trust a ginger.

I regrabbed my bag (FOR THE LAST TIME!) I missed my baby. wait a second my baby needs a name. "I shall name him Carrie On!" (get it???) a couple people looked at me funny. so naturally I had to bring up a witty remark to maje myself feel better.

so the one guy who looked at me funny was going down! I walked up to him and said: "You got a problem with me naming my bag?? well do ya? do ya?" I got all up in his face. just then he turned around...

DANG HE WAS HOT!!!!!!! I really shouldn't pick hot people to insult. "we.............." he started to reply but tomas got in the way.

"sorry bout her! " he apologized.  "she's a tad loopy!"
"I AM NOT!" I said and kicked him in the shin.
"my point exactly! anyways I'm really sorry for her behavior! " he said then picked me up and tossed me over his shoulder!

"I don't appericent be man handled!" I whined.
"well then you shouldnt be stupid!"

"ugh" I sighed. "well could someone at least get Carrie?"
"who the hell I Carrie? "
"my bag smart one!"
"America grab her bag" he damanded "oh and Harry carry her she's starting to get heavy!"
"well I'm offended!" I said shocked "Greg is my buddy! "

"who Is greg?" harry asked
"my stomach! "
" I should have known!." he muttered. I slapped him there. "Hey! what was that for?"
"for insulting greg."

with that I ran out of his arms and towards thr doors. I was sprinting untill I ran into something.  y-ouchh that hurt. I looked up and saw that I ran into a pole. mental facepalm.  well ya know they call me grace for a reason.

I heard a Secretary graurd running towards me. I slowllllly stuck my foot out. he tripped. Yes. it worked. "missy your coming with me" he told me sternly.
"I apologize but I'm not able to come."
"and why is that?"
"my mamma told me not to talk to strangers. and besides Ive g ot mad skills!"

I stood off displaying my best ninja moves. I singled for him to come closer "KACHOW!" I yelled then ran off.

I heard footsteps coming from behind me. shoot. I tried to run faster but I failed miserably. I should really take gym class more seriously. anyways I was oushed to the floor. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! Who would do such a thing??

then I saw it was just America.  I don't how much n better it makes me feel thou. I was then picked up and stuck between Harry and America. THEY SQUISHED ME!!!!!!!!

I was about to complain but then tomas spoke. "Sorry everyone!  she's a bit loopy so were taking her back to the mental hospital." he scratchee the back of HIS head looking confused.  I swear this gut could be an actor. "sam here wasn't supposed to be realised untill 2045! well just escort her out."

I decided I should help the guy out so I squawked like a parrot. ya buddy I just squacked. DONT JUDGE MEEE!!

so tomas crabbed carrie and the other bags and tried to strut out sexily but failed. it was really funny so I started to laugh like a madman! HAHA.

we left the airport and jumped into a car! how the heck did this happen?  well I guess while I was running into poles America made some calls! coolio!

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I JUST HAD TO PUT SOMETHING STONE MARTIN RELATED IN HERE!

STUPID PAULINAAA!

I just want her to retire!!!

#BringBackStone

#feels

the feels for him  are so strong!!!!

anyways this chapter was just a filler stay tuned! 

-Ali