Emobear vs. The Clam

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Emobear stats:

1000 Health Points
500 Defense Points
600 Attack Points

The Clam stats:

10000 Health Points
20000 Defense Points
200 Attack Points

"You're going down!" Said Emobear, disgruntled with anger
"You wanna bet, you... You... NOOB!"
"GAH!" Said Emobear

Emobear uses jump and slash 

His armor deflected the attack and hit emobear on the shoulder

Emobear lost 100 DP

The Clam uses tongue punch

Emobear dodges.

Emobear uses magic

The Clam loses 200 DP

"What the heck!?" Sayed the clam

He was shocked, ever so shocked.

Emobear grunted, with the side smile

He winkeded at an female homosapien in the audience

she fainted

The clam decided he would use pearl bomb

The clam uses magic, a pearl bomb emerges from his mouth, and sticked to emobears chest

Emobear loses all Defense Points

"wh- what?" the camera zoomed in on Emobears face as he went "HAYEEEEE"

It was emobears turn

Emobear pulled out his morning star with a built in fully-automatic rocketlauncher with poison explosions

He used it 5 times

The clam exploded...

"YES!" Said emobear.

"I WON!"

He danced in excitement

All of a sudden the clam came from the sky.

HE WAS USING ANOTHER LIFE!

"bwuahahaha" he exclaimed

Emobear looked into the clams nonexistant eyes

and...

gave up.

THe Clam slowly gobbled him up after removing his innards and beating him with them

The end


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