finding my gay

gay

when u go to forever 21, you just went to the gun store and bought a bazooka. You shoot a grandma. You buy a dog. And then, Halsey comes, and she punches you in the face. But then, Jacob sartorius goes to magcon, and he gets punched by Cameron Dallas. And then he punches Cameron Dallas, and they start a fight. Then Cameron Dallas poops on the floor. And then, Jacob says
"you're grody to the max." a then, Jacob says
"go to the bathroom you freak."
And then Aaron Carpenter asked me to the prom. Then Jacob comes to the prom and he punches Aaron Carpenter. Then I say
"I hate you." The. Taylor swift comes and she dies. Jacob asks me if I could go to the mall and I said yes. Then we went to teavana, and then hot topic, and then the record store. We reck the squatty potty store. Then we go to the movie "Finding Dory" and then they said finding dory is sold out so we had to watch "Finding The Gay". Then we were to ur house, and we watched the ouiji thing, and then we said
"this was poo." And then we had a graduation party. And then Jacob sartorius asked me to prom again, and I said yes. And then we went back in time and I bought a prom dress. And then Jacob sartorius said
"I'm sorry, I'm finding my gay right now."
And I said
"ok. I'll just go to Aaron carpenter while you're busy finding your gay."
and Jacob said he couldn't find it, so he went to see finding dory. And then the next day, when I go to the bathroom, I saw ur face. And u can't come out. But then, I couldn't bake Ubbecause u were a moldy muffin. And then u took a shower, and u drowned in the shower. And then u went down the drain, and then the fat dude from flushed away says "I want food." Then I come and say
"no all were having sushi."
And then mel comes and says "I want to play guitar hero."