dipshit | a yoonmin fanfiction|

[3] talk about being a cockblock

「JIMINS POV」

Yoongi sat up from his seat. "I'm gonna go take a piss."

I audibly grimace, my ears recoiling at his choice of words.

He lets out a huff of breath rolling his eyes at my discomfort. Pushing his soft hair out of the way, he walks away.

"Jimin, where's yoongi hyung going?"

I look over at Taehyung my eyebrow rising at his sudden aknowledging of the older male. "Bathroom."

"Ah." Taehyung smiles his usual boxy grin, nodding his head. He turns back to jungkook to resume their adamant conversation.

A few minutes pass and I'm about 99.9 percent sure this little female dog went home. He left me here to third wheel with the happy couple. Oh joy.

I swear if someone were to look over at me they'd think I got lost on my way to the mental asylum. My eyes were twitching like crazy and I could practically feel my knuckles paling.

"Jiminie, you okay?"

I whip my head over to him. "Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine Tae." I send a reassuring smile.

"What happened to yoongi hyung?"

I let out a little laugh, "I think he went home." I respond, jabbing my thumb towards the door.

"Oh." Taehyungs face falls.

"Ah that little back stabbing midget." Jungkook mutters under his breath. His eyes suddenly glance up to me, "sorry about him, don't worry though, I'll be sure to kill him when I get home."

"Promise?"

He sends me a cheeky smile, "it'd be my pleasure."

The two fall into a light conversation again, smiling and laughing at each other. I join in every once in a while, just so they don't seem rude by not reacting when they do.

Although they probably wouldn't notice either way.

Now that yoongi kid, it's not like we were really talking. It was more like bickering, but at least I wasn't sitting here staring at the wall while forcing out a fake laugh whenever I hear the pair of innocent jelly beans sitting next to me do so.

I sigh, resting my chin on my hand. This is going to be a long night.

The rest of the night when by like a boring blur, I aimlessly followed them around while they visited the arcade and strolled down the street.

And they say it wasn't a date.

I could see the way they looked at each other, they would be moaning each other's name in the motel one block down from here if I wasn't present.

Talk about being a cockblock, that haunts you for the rest of your 'hanging out as friends' session.

When their evening finally does end and we all pile into my car, because apparently yoongi drove back jimins car. He probably assumed I would be fine with driving his lust filled friend home.

Jungkooks hand settles on Tae's thigh, and I can see the way Tae forces himself to push his hand off, his eyes glancing over to me sending his 'friend' a silent message.

Thank you Tae for you and your self restraint.

After a few more subtle touches from each other we finally pull into jungkooks drive way.

"Bye kookie!" Taehyung smiles sending Jungkook a big wave out the window, as the younger heads to his door.

"See you at school Monday!" Jungkook calls back, copying taehyungs movements.

Taehyung heaves a satisfied sigh, setting back into the seat. His eyes fill with guilt as he glances up at me in the mirror.

"Jimin I'm sor-"

"Let's just thank Jesus for your ability to hold back your desire to pound that boy into the back seat okay?"

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AYO

words: 610

SO HOW WAS THE CHAPTER, THE NEXT ONE WILL GO BACK TO THE PRESENT I JUST REALLY LIKE VKOK OKAY.

ALSO REMEBER THEY ARE IN HIGHSCHOOL.
JUNGKOOK, TAEHYUNG AND JIMIN ARE ALL IN 10th GRADE
YOONGI IS IN 11th

Just so you don't get confused when Jungkook doesn't call Tae and jiminie hyung

SOO THOUGHTS?

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