(a break from school jokes)
Bob walks into a bar. He sits and asks the bartender if she'd like to hear a blonde joke.
"I heard the funniest blonde joke ever, wanna hear it? Blondes are so stupid."
So the bartender says.
"You see I am a 150 pound blonde. The security guards over there? 240 pounds of heavy weight champions. The bouncer is blonde and used to wrestle. The woman who owns this bar is blonde and has gone to jail. The dancer is a blonde weight lifter. Now, do you really wanna say that joke?" She asked.
"No, because I don't want to explain it five times." He said, getting up and leaving.
No offense to any blonde readers!
YOU ARE READING
The Laughs. Not.
HumorThis is a book of jokes. I find them funny. I don't care. *I DID NOT MAKE THESE UP. THEY ARE FROM OTHER BOOKS/PEOPLE. (That's my disclaimer XD)
