Srry, Wrong Number

Tuesday, 2:47 AM

U awake

Damnit.

That wasn't for you.

Can't resist me can you?

So who's this special girl?

Wut?

It's obvious, cmon, "u awake?"="I want you to share your innermost dreams and desires with me at 3am so we can be together forever."

That's not what it means.

Mmhmm

That's not what it means

Who is she? Tell me about her

Why should I tell you?

I'm bored and she's asleep

How do you know?

It's 3am

Ur awake

I'm an insomniac. What's your excuse?

Same

Tell me about her!

Fine. U probably live halfway around the world anyways.

If I lived halfway around the world it would be highly unlikely that we spoke the same language. Anyways...

What's her name?

Her name is Charlotte.

You know how when you stand in a crowd, there are spaces between people? Like cracks in a rock? She's that light that shines through the cracks.

Woah

What?

That was very poetic...

For a 12 yr old.

Shut up! I told you I was 24!

Jk, bro! Chill!

Have you told her how you feel?

Yeah... But when I did, she told me she was lesbian and that I was the first person she ever came out to. She started crying so I hugged her.

Oh. That's kinda awkward.

I'm still hoping that she's like bi or pan or something and hasn't realized it.

Sry to break it to you, but that's not how it works. When you've told someone your sexuality, your sure as a potato about it, 0 doubts.

How would you know?

Also, sure as a potato?

Sure as a potato is a real thing!

No it's not.

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!

Is not

Again, how would you know?

I'm bi. Go ahead, I've heard it all. (Threesome, liar, either gay or straight- no inbetween) haters gonna hate, go ahead.

I don't have anything against bisexuals

Oh. Cool.

Ttyn

Ttyn