1: Gotta Go Fast

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It was a regular day for Slim Shady and his family. His mom, Pewds, picked him up from school. They got home and were greeted by Slim's dad, Shrek. A few hours later they were all sitting at the dinner table. Slim Shady took a big bite of his spaghetti. Shrek cleared his mighty ogre throat. "Listen, we have to move to a new swamp. If we don't, I'll get fired." The room went silent. Slim Shady dropped his fork and stared at his dad. His palms were sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy. Before he bursted into tears he ran into his room and locked the door. Slim was tired of moving. He just wanted to settle down and make at least one friend. As he cried himself to sleep he had a dream. The dream wasn't important to the story. The next morning Slim Shady woke up and he, Shrek and Pewds all packed up to move to Lavender Town. Soon enough, Slim was back on his feet and he made it to school. "So, we got a new kid, huh?" Slim Shady gulped. He knew, whoever this guy was, means trouble. "My name's Joey Salads, and you're gonna be my punching bag." Before Salads even laid a finger on Shady, someone stepped in front. "Don't touch him" said the unknown hero. "Or you'll what Dre? Shoot me?" There was a long pause. Doctor Dre responded with "Yeah. Sure." He quickly pulled out a desert eagle and pulled the trigger. Salads' brains splattered all over the pavement. The hero turned around. "Hi I'm Doctor Dre." He held out his hand. "Slim Shady." Slim responded as he shook Dre's hand.

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