2: Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

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The bell rang. "Oh no, we're gonna be late to class. C'mon Shady!" Exclaimed Dre. They sprinted into the school and Dre guided Shady through the halls. They finally made it to class where the other students and the teacher, Arin Hansen, were waiting. Slim Shady sat down next to a boy named Bashur. Bashur looked over at Slim and held out his hand. "Nice to rape you. Oops! I meant to say meet you." Slim shook his hand and responded with "I'm Slim Shady." Mr. Arin stood up and spoke to the class. "May I have your attention please! Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" Shady stood up, slowly. "Anything you'd like to tell us about yourself Slim Shady?" Said Arin, trying not to scare our hero. "Yeah uh... I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shady's can choke on my mom's spaghetti." He responded. "Thank you Mr. Shady, you may take a seat. Now turn to page 69..." Slim Shady zoned out before Arin even said what the lesson was about. Before he knew it, the bell rang. He booked it out of school and didn't even say goodbye to Dre or Bashur. When he got home he was greeted by Pewds and Shrek. "So how was your day at school, Shady?" Slim Shady looked at Pewds and said "It was tiring. I'm going to bed." After that anticlimactic story telling, Shady got into bed and closed his eyes. Soon, he was fast asleep.

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