How It Really Happened...

3 Hogs and a Chihuahua

Pork, Bacon, and Ham were three hog brothers. They had recently moved to Jury Lane in search of a safer life away from butchers. The three pigs watched as a prince and an old woman were escorted up the street to the court house by two police officers.

The three of them grew up with a good life, though they never got to meet their parents. Everything seemed perfect until one sunny day when they were with their other brother, Ribs. They were all rolling around in the mud and enjoying the sunshine when one of the butchers came in their pen and grabbed Ribs.

Ribs squealed as the butcher carried him off to a small building that was located on the farm.

The hogs never saw their dear brother Ribs again.

A couple days later they over heard the butchers wife talking to her daughter.

"We shall have barbecued pork ribs for supper tonight!" The butchers wife told her daughter cheerily.

The girl jumped up and down in joy.

It was then that it hit the three remaining hogs where their brother went to.

When the butchers wife and her daughter entered their house, the hogs made a run for it.

They kept running through the woods until they came across Jury Lane. It was a lawful street randomly placed in the middle of the forest.

It seemed safe enough, considering it was called Jury Lane.

The three of them found a lady on Jury Lane who spoke both Hog Latin and English and willingly taught them how to fluently speak the English language, walk on two legs, and overall function like humans.

They then decided to build a house.

The only problem was they couldn't decide on the house material.

The solution was that they would all build their own homes out of their own materials.

Now here on Jury Lane, Pork, Bacon, and Ham built their houses. Pork's was made of hay, Bacon's of sticks, and Ham's of bricks.

On that sunny afternoon after watching the prince and old lady be escorted up the lane, the hogs went inside to escape the heat.

Pork was relaxing on his sofa, enjoying the sounds of the forest (his hay walls didn't keep out much sound), and reading a book.

All of the sudden all of Pork's walls and ceiling came floating down on him.

He grunted in anger and quickly dug himself out of the hay stack.

When he finally emerged he brushed himself off and looked up. In front of him was a small chihuahua with an evil look on his cute little face.

He barked a high pitch bark and said boldly in his high squeaky voice," Fear the great wolf who has successfully blown down your house with my mighty lungs!"

Pork chuckled,"I'm sorry. Who are you?"

"I am Terror the Great and Mighty Wolf!" He exclaimed.

"Terror the Great and Mighty Wolf?" Pork questioned. He towered over the small creature.

"Yes, i come from the darkest place in the forest to demolish you and your hog brothers' houses with my mighty lungs!" Terror said.

"No, I believe you are mistaken. You are a small dog called a Chihuahua that originates from Mexico and is bred to be carried around in purses," Pork replied and laughed histerically.

"Don't believe me you filthy hog? Well let me show you!" Terror squeaked.

He blew as hard as he possibly could at Bacon's stick house and it collapsed immediatly.

Bacon crawled out of the pile of sticks. He looked at the chihuahua and chuckled just like Pork had earlier.

Pork grabbed Bacon's leg,"To Ham's house!" He shouted and they ran inside the brick house.

Ham was taking a nap in his rocking chair.

"Ham! Wake up! There is a Chihuahua who calls himself Terror the Great and Mighty Wolf! He's out to get us! He destroyed our houses!" Pork exclaimed as he shook Ham awake.

"Calm your pants bro! Just call the po po! We live on Jury Lane for goodness sake!" Ham replied.

"But I'm not wearing pants!" Pork said, confused.

"It's an expression! Go call the police," Bacon said and rolled his eyes.

Pork called the police and within not even 30 seconds the police were at their solid brick door.

"That chihuahua right there destroyed our homes!" Bacon and Pork accused, pointing at the little chihuahua trying with all his might to blow down the brick house.

The police man nodded to the one behind him with the cat carrier," Take him away."

They picked up Terror with ease and threw him into the carrier.

"Come up to the courthouse with us. We are going to need you to bring a lawyer," the police man told them and began walking up Jury Lane.

The three hogs went and got Matilda, the lady that spoke Hog Latin.

They then went to the courthouse.

Everyone in town was there chatting away.

"Order!" The judge exclaimed and pounded his mallet on his desk. "I bring this meeting to order! May please have Mr. Pork Hog and Mr. Bacon Hog come to the stand and share their experiences today."

The hogs made their way to the front of the room.

"Please share with the jury what happened today," the judge said.

"We were both enjoying the quiet afternoon in our homes when a chihuahua who calls himself Terror the Great and Mighty Wolf blew our houses down with his mighty lungs," Pork said.

"He then attempted to blow down our dear brother Ham's house, but fortunately it was made of bricks so he wasn't able to," Bacon added.

"Thank you," the judge told them. "You may return to your seats. May I please have Mr. Terror the Great and Mighty Wolf come to the stand."

Terror was released from his cat carrier and went up to the stand.

"Please tell me your side if the story," the judge said.

"Thank you, your honor. I was only trying to get the hogs to come outside so I could visit with them. End of story," the small chihuahua replied.

"Then why didn't you just knock?" Matilda questioned.

"Uh, duh. Because we live in America. Nobody knocks these days!" Terror replied simply.

"Well. I find no fault in this chihuahua," the judge said. "He is free to go."

"Objection!" Matilda shouted.

"Oh sit down you fool! You aren't even a real lawyer!" The judge exclaimed. "I bring this meeting to a close."

"Wait! What about our case?!" The Prince yelled from the crowd.

"Let's just say the digestion system will run it's course and you will have your cookie back and Rapunzel's hair will grow back. Good evening ladies and gentlemen," the judge said and left the room.

Terror cheered and ran our of the courthouse and into the forest where he ran into a little girl with a red cape pretending to be Superman.

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Hey guys! I am going to try to start adding chapters on the weekends. I'll add them during the week days if I have time. I hope you liked this chapter! Can you guess which fairy tale is next? Tell me what you think in the comments section! And don't forget to vote! :)