Chapter 1
Barcles POV
The Whole Bird Shit Situation
Ok, so I know this just happened recently and that we were not all there but oh well.
It was a normal Thursday lunch time. We were all casually eating and when I say all it was actually
Liv, Soph K and I anyway, and then suddenly it happened. A bird had recently flown by and done its thing on our bench and of course Liv being Liv sat right in front of it and guess what?! You f***ing blazer got covered in it. So of course me, being the annoying whale sucker I am, sat they laughing my head off for at least 10 minutes. Omg i was shitting my self it was soon funny honestly. Anyway, so I was there being the great friend I am, laughing and Soph K was just there trying not to touch u. Of course, you did the mature thing and threw your used tissue at me which fell on the floor (your litter, not mine) and then Gabby appears. So her, being the nice friend in the group, sees you sitting on one side of the bench and goes to sit next to you. Now, at this point I'm still laughing but i am eating my melon so my mouth is full so i wasn't actually able to tell gabby about your blazer but she eventually got it and jumped out. Then you got the smart idea to chase ME around and try to contaminate me with your gross blazer. Eventually u stop (THANK GOD) and me and Soph K started to walk to the canteen I see u do a VERY BITCHY MOVE...
Thats right, u had the brilliant idea of contaminating my LUNCH BOX. Anyway so i got gabby's foil to wipe it off so it was all g.
The funny thing was, no one wanted to help clean you up but once my lunch box got contaminated Gabby helped me. I guess I'm just liked more than u.
Barnacles xxx
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Coca Cola
Non-FictionYou may ask; why on earth would we call this book Coca Cola? Well first I will have to tell you a bit about our friend Liv. Liv is a great friend with a bubbly personality- just like coke. She is always able to lift the mood in a bad situation with...
