Okay, I was with my best friend frog hunting and it was dark as hell. We were walking in the direction of some frogs and I saw a 'centipede' in the water. No. Turns out it was a damn big ass snake, I stab that bitch and me and Sha were freaking out. My aunt was on the other side of the tank and I just whisper help. I'm a libra.
Aries: *tries to pick it up* You poisonous?
Taurus: *looks at it * And what the fuck are you supposed to be?
Gemini: *throws rocks at its head repeatedly* LEAVE YA LIL FRUCKER
Cancer: *screeches like a girl* EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
Leo: *pulls a Zak Bagans* ohmygod
Virgo: *takes of running, not stopping till five miles away* Aaaaasahhhhhhhhh
Libra: *pins it to ground & whispers* help
Scorpio: *pulls a Burt Gummer* taste like chicken
Sagittarius: *bug eyes and freaks out* OHMYFREAKINGGERDDONTFREAKINGTOUCHTHEDAMNSCAREASSDEMON!!!!!
Capricorn: SNAKE!!!!*scared shitless*
Aquarius: *looks and questions* Did snakes exist in the 1800's?
Pisces:*steps on it* oh dear
