In this chapter the signs' genders are...
Aries- Female
Taurus- Female
Gemini- Female
Cancer- Male
Leo- Male
Virgo- Female
Libra- Female
Scorpio- Male
Sagittarius- Male
Capricorn- Male
Aquarius- Male
Pisces- Female
Aries🐑 has created a group chat
Aries🐑: Heyyy guys
Libra⚖: Hi
Virgo💁: Uhm, can you guys shut up I'm doing my homework
Cancer🦀: There's no need to be mean Virgo...
Scorpio🦂: Cancer, shut the eff up. Virg didn't even say anything mean
Virgo💁: I SAID SHUT UP EVERYONE
Taurus🐂: Ew why did the queen of the bitches add me in a group chat.
Cancer🦀: 😭😭😭😭 SCORPIO YOU'RE SO MEAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Aries🐑: I KNOW YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE BITCHES BUT WHAT AM I?!
Taurus🐂: A bitch.
Aries🐑: Takes one to know one.
Sag🏹: OOOH BURNNNNNN TAURUS
Taurus🐂: Thank you for your commentary, dumbass. Now I'm going to resume binge watching Netflix and eating.
Libra⚖: Can I please join you Taurus?
Taurus🐂: Heck no I wanna be alone
Libra⚖: PLEASE YOU NEED TO SAVE ME FROM THESE THINGS 😭😭
Aqua💧: We are not THINGS Libra
Libra⚖: Eff off.
Gemini👬: OMG CRI I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND NOW MY BACK HURTSSSSSS
Aries🐑: Stop complaining Gem😤 I hate when people complain
Leo🦁: You complain all the time Aries. YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE
Capricorn🐐: Preach Leo. She is a hypocrite
Aries🐑: NEXT TIME I SEE THE BOTH OF YOU, IM RIPPING YOUR SKULLS OPEN
Leo🦁: But my skull is so beautifully crafted
Aries🐑: Where is Pisces...?
Virgo💁: SHUT UP EVERYONE UGH YOU PEOPLE SUCK WHERE IS THAT DO NOT DISTURB BUTTON
Virgo💁: Found it
Leo🦁: Who cares where Pisces is
Aries🐑: Um, I do because she's my best friend so shut up Leo
Pisces🐠: IM HERE EVERYONE
Cancer🦀: YAY PISCES
Pisces🐠: 😂😂Thanks for the warm welcome Cancer
-Aries and Pisces private chat-
Pisces🐠: OMG ARIES CANCER IS EXCITED TO SEE MEEE
Aries🐑: Well, Sag acknowledged my AMAZING burn😏
Pisces🐠: It actually wasn't the best burn in the world...
Aries🐑: Shut up Pisces, or else
Pisces🐠: Or else what
Aries🐑: That's for me to know and you to find out
Pisces🐠: Oooh I'm REALLY scared
Aries🐑: Okay, that's it.
-Back to the group chat-
Aries🐑: CANCERRRR
Cancer🦀: Whattt don't yell
Aries🐑: I have something to tell you... About Pisces
Pisces🐠: What are you doing Aries.....??
Sag🏹: JUST SAYING EVERYONE IS LISTENING... WELL, ALL THE DUDES AT LEAST
Libra⚖: And all the girls
Aries🐑: PISCES HAS A MAJOR CRUSH ON CANCER
Virgo💁: I ship it
Aqua💧: I thought you had homework Virgooo
Virgo💁: Well, I finished
Pisces🐠: ARIES😭😭 WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY IT THAT WAY
Cancer🦀: What's going on
Pisces🐠: EVERYONE. ARIES HAS A CRUSH ON SAG
Aries🐑: FML
Virgo💁: OH MY GOSH GUYS MY SHIP MIGHT BE SAILING
Sag🏹: AWEEE LOVE YOU TOO ARIES
Aries🐑: OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS
Sag🏹: Aries let's talk in rl because this is too weird
Aries🐑: Tru
Sag🏹: I'm going to your place rn
Aries🐑: Uhhhh okayyyy
Leo🦁: GUYS OUR SHIP IS SAILINGGG
Gemini👬: YASS I SHIP IT
Scorpio🦂: Someone please kill me.
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YAY DONE WITH FIRST OFFICIAL CHAPTER
Comment if you want a part 2!
