A/N: I went to bed at 11:00pm then woke up at 12:00am. It's now 3:00am... excuse me while I scream the Soul Eater theme song as I run around my cousin's house.
Mike: WHY DO YOU GUYS INSIST ON TRYING TO STUFF ME INTO A SUIT
Mike: WHAT PROBLEMS DOES THAT SOLVE
Freddy: Clearly all of our problems
Mike: YOU GUYS DON'T NEED EXTRA ANIMATRONICS
Mike: JUST LEAVE ME BE
Chica: You're the one who applied for the job
Mike: BUT THERE REALLY IS NO POINT WITH STUFFING ME INTO THE SUITS
Bonnie: We enjoy your pain
Chica: That was wrong on so many levels
Freddy: Where's the lie tho
Mike: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS
Freddy: Watcha gonna do
Chica: OH NO
Chica: YA GONNA CALL YOUR MOMMYYYYY
Mike: -_-
Bonnie: "Mommy dere's a ducky, a bwown bear, and a eastew bunny twying to eat meee!"
Chica: "What does I do, mommy?"
Freddy: "There awe doors, but I'm to stupid to click a simple button and shut them!"
Mike: I'VE LOST IT
Mike: I'M DONE
Mike: YOU
Mike: YOU STUPID BEAR
Freddy: Get riggidy rekt by animatronics
Mike: I'M ABOUT TO RIGGIDY WRECK YOUR FACE WITH A HAMMER
Chica: Ooh that's gotta hurt
Freddy: MIKEY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Mike: AND YOU
Mike: YOU DUCK THING
Chica: Boi I'mma chicken and I lowkey will fight you about it
Mike: YOU CAN'T EVEN ROAST
Mike: YOUR ROASTS ARE OLDER THAN THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN
Bonnie: ...
Mike: AND YOU
Mike: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
Mike: I AM NOT SCARED OF ANY OF YOU
Mike: ESPECIALLY YOU YA PURPLE BUNNY THING
Bonnie: Excuse you, Mikey. I'm actually a violet bunny for your information.
Mike: FOR YOUR INFORMATION MY BUTT
Bonnie: wat.
Freddy: Dddduuudddeeee
Flash: #GetRektByMike2k16
Mike: AND YOU
Mike: FLASH OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
Mike: I HAVE A FEW WORDS FOR YOU
Flash: Boi don't verbally try to roast me, lowkey get out of your mom's basement and fight me.
Mike: DON'T TRY AND ACT TOUGH
Flash: I'm not acting, honey. You're the one who won't come out and actually fight me
Flash: So either shut your pretty little face
Flash: Or come over here
Flash: And fight me
Chica: #GetRektByFlash2k16
Mike: FINE
Mike: WHERE ARE MY KEYS
Flash: In my hand:3
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
