My name is Edward. You may not use a nickname. I am twenty two years old, born on December 19th. If you need a physical description after seeing a photo, good God, why are you reading this? I don't associate with idiots.
I am an extreme introvert, bitingly sarcastic and brutally honest. Can't handle that? Good. I can't handle your stupidity. I am a dancer, my dance form being ballet, and I now teach it as a profession. I spend most of my time at the studio for that reason, and also because I cannot be arsed to care about many things. So if you're one of the people I give a flying fuck about, congratulations. You get to deal with me.
My favourite poem is The Solitary Reaper by William Wordsworth. My favourite novel is The Secret History by Donna Tartt.
I have a lovely fiancée, Wilhelmina and I love her enormously. So no, thank you, please keep it in your pants. I'm not interested.
Hmm. Do I have other friends here? Possibly.
Chemical_Garden Marie, I suppose, is tolerable. She has good taste in tea, regardless, which is more than can be said for many other people. -pointed look at Jack-
Anyone else? No, I don't think so. If I forgot you, go away.
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