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x RHYLEE'S POV x
I get to Calsqueezy's flat and I knock on the door. I wait a few seconds and the door opens. I look up and I see Simon (miniminter) on a hover board. "LEE! I haven't seen you in ages" he says happily and hugs me. I hug him back and say, "you saw me Tuesday, Si. It's Thursday." I say laughing. He tells me to jump on his back so I can make a "grand entrance". I jump on his back and I put one hand on his shoulder and the other waving gracefully while making a weird/creepy face. As we enter the lounge everyone laughs and tells me how beautiful I look. I smile and hop off of his back so I can take off my shoes. "Who's video are we filming first" Ethan asks everyone. "Ladies first" Harry says looking at me. "Well if we are doing ladies first set up your stuff" I say to Harry. "Oh shit" JJ and Ethan say at the same time then laughing. "Shots fired" Caltripod replied. We decide to do them starting with CalVeryliquid, Harry, Ethan, JJ, Simon, then me. When we finished Simons video everyone was complaining that they were hungry. We go to Nando's because we let Simon pick. What a great idea.
<skip eating. back at Cal's>
I set up everything and tell everyone to write on a sheet of paper 2 lies and 1 truth. Very original idea I know no one has ever done a video like this before. "Ready" I ask looking at everyone. (Seating order left to right: Harry, Cal, Simon, me, JJ, Ethan). They all say yes and I look at the camera and begin.
"Hey guys it's Rhylee and today I'm with these guys and if you don't know who they are that's Harry, Calsneezy, Simoné- sorry Simon, JJ, and Ethan. We are doing 2 lies 1 truth. Who wants to go first"
"ME" Harry yells, "I once watched my uncle cut of the head of a chicken and it ran around headless for a bit. I've eaten a squirrel before. I once gave did a fake iPad give away on YouTube to get subs." "Oh my god" Ethan says laughing hard. "I thought we were supposed to put down 1 truth" Simon says making us all laugh. "I just think eating a sgqurriell is weird" JJ says messing up on the word squirrel making me laugh really hard. "Do you have an uncle" Cal asks "guys I actually have an uncle" Harry tells Cal. "Ok so what does everyone think is the truth," I say looking around. Simon, "I think it's the squirrel" "chicken" JJ says "Ethan?" "Uncle" "squeezy?" "They all seem true but I'm gonna have to go with the iPad" "I agree I'm going with the iPad" I say looking at Harry. "The first one is merely true. I did watch my uncle it just never ran around." JJ, "For fuck sakes." Ethan, "Fuck man. "I have not eaten a squirrel" Simon, "fuck" "YEESSS" Cal and I yell at the same time. "Squirrels don't exist in Guernsey" "so you're saying the whole squirrel species just decided not to live there" Ethan says jokingly and seriously. "So you faked an iPad give away?" Simon asks Harry "honestly let me tell you a story. I had 5subs. True story. I was 13-14 at the time and I had a Wii U steering wheel box. I stuck a picture of and iPad on it and I at this point I'm using a webcam so no one could tell. I said 'make a response video down in the comments and sub to my channel for the giveaway. I got to a hundred subs but when it was time to announce the winner I made a fake channel and I made a fake entry video. To pick the winner I had said these are the 5 finalists and had my brother hold the bucket but all the names were the same and a guy--" "is the video still on YouTube" Ethan asks laughing. "No. And a guy who entered made a video calling me out." We all laugh and Ethan says that he'll go next.
He holds his paper close to him and gets ready to read when Simon say "can you read" "fuck you Simon" Ethan says with a small laugh "EMON IS REAL" I yell looking at the camera. "Fuck off. I once gave a crystal to a girl from a little rock shop in the hopes of her liking it and fancy me. I'm allergic to onions. I've been arrested" "Did you stay all night" JJ asks "yes" "Harry?" "One" "Cal?" "I'm gonna have to go with the last one" "first one" I say "the first one" Simon and JJ say. "It was.... The first one" "YES" we yell "damn it I was so sure it was the last one" Cal says, "did it work tho?" "No, it fell off the little chain it was on and hit me in the chin" everyone laughs and Ethan says "it's been tragic since then" "what was her name", Harry asks Ethan. "I don't remember I was in like year 6."
After Ethan goes Cal and Simon go then it was my turn.
"Okay so now it's my turn um Wow. So I've had sex is my brothers bed while he was in LA because I was drunk and thought it was mine.---" I pause and laugh at all their reactions. "I'm gonna go easy on this next one. I hate the show friends. I walked in on my parents having sex when I was younger and asked if I could join because they said they were wrestling (actual true story that did happen to me) "oh my god Rhylee" JJ says "I'm gonna have to go with friends" Harry says "I'm gonna say the last one because you've probably never been drunk and you can quote EVERY episode of friends" Simon replies. Cal, "I'm going with you had sex in your brothers bed." "The first one" JJ says "I'm going with the last one but I feel like you didn't ask to join", Ethan says. "The second is absolutely wrong. It was the last one." Simon, "so I was right?!" "Yes" I say embarrassed. They all fall out of their chairs and yell random things. "OH MY GOD YOU ASKED TO JOIN" Ethan yells laughing loudly.
