THE LIFE OF AN AWESOME OTAKU(BEING EDITED)

Panda!!

Yes that's me..I'm not comepletely flat.

And this is my motto
Keep calm and fucking love yaoi

My pledge
I pledge on my whole life that I'll hate all haters of the Yaoi community And kill them in their sleep,
HATERS GONNA HATE BUT CAN'T TOUCH THEIR FLAWLESSNESS✌✌💯

My best friend⬇
Name : Tomoko Kanakei
Nickname: Tomo,Porn sensei(that one's just for me though..XD)

DEAR DIARY,

I'm pretty bored..no one to talk to...oh ...I'll watch anime.

I closed my diary and hid it in it's hiding spot as usual and then I went on wattpad on my kindle to read my favourite book so far...Never to late for love Rin x Bon..I'm only at chapter 16 but it got steamy at this part...

I dropped the soap and as I went to pick it up I felt a familiar hand quickly squeezed my ass and I pelted the soap at him

"You know you lovvveeee me" He purred sweetly into my ear then bit it lightly. "Shut the fuck up you manwhore " Rin sneered at him, " I'm hurt " He confessed , " Wow Bon I've never knew you had a heart " Rin said. Bon roughly connected his lips to Rin's biting Rin's bottom lip making him moan lightly;As Bon moved one of his hands from Rin's face still kissing him , tounge licking and all Bon start grinding his cock onto Rin's one making Rin moan louder, as well as Bon started shoving his fingers into Rin's asshole one by one scissoring him, preparing him for what was coming".

As it got to the sexy 😍 part I felt a shiver down my spine so I quickly got off of Wattpad and clicked my neko app.

"Busted I saw you and guess who" A voice said while covering my eyes with his rough dingy hands...kidding...just rough hands.

I just kicked him in the stomach which made him yelp and then shoved him onto my bed with me on top of him.

"What do you want Keito?" I groaned..sometimes he would annoy me like interupt me all the time sometimes I swear the boy likes me...meh...

Keiyo flips me over so that his butt is on my butt and he starts to twerking on my poor back.."he doesn't act like this at school so why now!!?..."I sigh and thought it over and over while Keiyo who was still on my back interrupts my thoughts like-"I don't want anything I just wanna fart!!" He groans while he starts grinding on my ass.."ugh really Kei - chan ( nickname)...you're soo fucking heavy!!" I whine and try to throw him off by wiggiling round but nothing didn't seem to work and I couldn't think of anything to make him horny.

"Dad wants us down stairs...for dinner plus you have to meet that
boy's parent....be nice" He conformed,finally got his lazy ass...big one too,off me and ran down the stairs...making sure to shut the door.

After I heard the footsteps cease...I turned on my phone and went on wattpad ( I use my tablet for making my stories...I just happened to see the story update...so I had to read...and I use my phone for reading...only) to read a Lucy x Natsu lemon...I usually read Lucy x Gray..or sometimes Natsu x Erza....I don't really see a big deal outta Natsu,NO I'm not a hater but this fanfic caught my eye so I clicked on it.

Just as I started reading the lemon the door suddenly burst open and my phone flew to mexico....I forgot to turn off the screen..shit..

Kei-chan picked up the phone... and read some of it...the only reason he stopped because I made a disgusting sound in my throat and he immediately stopped reading and as he turned off the screen he began saying " please wear some appropriate clothing....plus use your manners.

Word count: 655
Yo families I'm just gonna leave it there for now...and please vote, comment , follow and have a fucking amazing night/day/season/#I_don't_give_a_fuck
Bye otakus!!!..ooor...whatever you are..😉

NB: please note that I made up any book I've mentioned in this book...or at least I hope so you can go on a search party looking for it/them p.s though....I won't be joining...bye for now ✌😘💯

You know you looove me💋👍💯