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Lanatic's Anonymous

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The book for people who have an unhealthy obsession for Lana! This book will be a way for you to talk about your so-called problems and will mainly be full of fangirling, awesome pictures of her, and tons and tons of song lyrics. Each chapter is tru...

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Hello My Name Is Missy and I Am A Lanatic

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by MissQueenOfDisaster

by MissQueenOfDisaster

                                    
                                              Hello my name is Missy and I am a lanatic. But let me be clear, I DO NOT NEED TO AND WILL NOT RECOVER FROM THIS. EVER. YALL NEED TO SHUT UP WITH ALL YOUR "YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO OTHER MUSIC BESIDES LANA." WELL YOU TURD BISCUIT HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN DANG BUSINESS. Yes, I have a disease, but you can't possibly understand because that disease is called "Aweosmeitis" and symptoms include being awesome and not stupid so therefore (yes I'm classy as eff, therefore, I say therefore) you cannot possibly have it nor understand it. You may leave now Mr. Douche Canoe.

                          ^based on true events 😏
Bottom line, don't try to fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed. 
Have a nice day and remember to NSLTL (Never Stop Listening To Lana) 
-Miss Missy 
P.S. I made the title pic!