Homosexual~Leafycynical

6

As Pyro and Calvin got an Uber together, an old friend of Calvin texted him.

Luna (Faggot)- Hey, how are you? We haven't spoken much.

Calvin- Hi faggot, what do you want? There was a reason we don't talk anymore.

Luna (Faggot)- Oh wait, really? Are you still upset about the whole thing where I kissed you? That was ages ago, and was your birthday present.

Calvin-  Idc, you knew my secret, but you took advantage of me, so I didn't forgive you. Anyways, I have a new boyfriend fgt, so if you think I'm some kind of booty call, fuck off.

Luna (Faggot)-  And how might that be? The new kid that looks like an extra from 'Orange Is The New Black'?

Calvin- Yeah, he's beautiful you piece of shit. His name is Pyro, just go jerk off or do a back flip off a bridge you burnt discount corn flake.

Luna (Faggot)- Submissive, are we now?

Calvin- Just leave me alone.

Luna (Faggot)- Maybe, but remember, if that paintbrush fuck ever hurts you, I'm always here bb <3

Calvin- Fuck off

Luna (Faggot)- I love you too.

Calvin sighed and hugged Pyro. "Who was that?" Pyro asked curiously. "Just some faggot that thought that him and I were something, more than friends. He kissed me on my birthday, and he knew my secret, that I was gay, and he just used me. Don't worry, I still love you." Calvin responded. "Well, since we went to your house last time, want to come to mine?" Pyro asked. "Don't you have to stay at the hospital? They don't know that you got your memory back." Calvin reminded Pyro. "Oh yeah, I guess so. Well, since you stayed with me in the hospital for 3 whole days, why don't you got to school, get me some clothes from my house, and come to visit me?" Pyro responded. "I would be honored." Calvin said. Pyro then proceeded to give him a spare key to his house. 

Once Pyro checked back in the hospital, Calvin gave Pyro his goodbye kiss and got into another Uber to his house. Calvin heard a *DIIIIIING* from his phone, it was a text from Pyro.

Furry(Pyro)- My address btw is 420 Meme St. Love you, I already miss you <3 

Calvin- I miss you too, don't go cheating on me <3

Furry(Pyro)- Can't promise you anything, see you tomorrow bb ;)

The immediate second Calvin got home, he threw off his shoes and jumped on the bed. He hugged a pillow and pretended it was Pyro. He missed him so much.

*TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT MORNING*

Calvin woke up, brushed his teeth, put on the first pair of clothes he found in his sight, grabbed a piece of  toast and ran our the door. He was of course, in an animu, so he was being a generic moe. 

While running, he bumped into someone. It was Luna. Ah fuck. "Hey, guess who's back? Back again? Calvin's back, tell a friend." Luna yelled. "Fuck off, that was an accident." Calvin angrily responded. "I'll steal your boyfriend, trust me, he'll want ~all of this~ and not ~all of that~ Calvin. Oh just you wait." Luna snickered. "Go die." Calvin aggressively said, while out his hand on his hip and sa-shaying away. He was slaying, yaaaaas. (im so sorry please stab me with a fork)

(Sorry about the short chapter, just wanted to spice up the story a bit, it was getting a bit generic and bland, and it still is lmao, kill me i give you guys permission, anyways ily guys <3)