Conspiracy theories

Taylor Swift

So this is a theory that Taylor Swift is apart of 4chan.

(Since this is a really bad thing I will not be saying the actual name but instead fuck club. Cos why not? Also this is not meant to hurt Taylor Swift fans I love her this is just a theory.)

So this is a theory that Taylor is apart of 'fuck club' and for you who don't know what it is, this is the dark place on the internet where it is a no go zone. But the people on it are lovely and kind and just the best because they won't murder me?

Okay so evidence 1.

Okay so on the website a user said. 'Hey I'm one of the 50 most famous people ask me anything.' So one user asked them what are the famous for and they replied with. 'I'm a entertainer.'

Say what you want but I've been to her concert... That bitch is pretty entertaining.

Evidence Two.

This user then posted a selife from nose down and in the background there are curtains. The next day Taylor Swift posted a video with the same curtains in the background. Also her latest album 1989 is a photo of her from nose down and it looks pretty damn similar.

Evidence Three.

Okay so the person in Fuck Club posted 'Nothing quite like a freezing cold wintery beach' Then the next day. Taylor swift tweeted something that goes like this. 'Nothing quite like a freezing cold wintery beach.' But this time with a picture.

Okay how many people would love a freezing wintery beach? Bitch when it's winter I stay inside. Also just a side note. In Taylor's 'Monologue Song' for Saturday Night Live she says 'I love things that smell like winter.' A beach is smelly and it's winter...

Evidence four.

Okay so someone on fuck club said. 'Hey just got a new cat. What should I name it?' And they posted a picture of the cat. One of the suggestions was Meredith. The next day Taylor Swift announces she got a cat which looks just like the one posted on Fuck Club and the name of this cat? Meredith.

Evidence Five.

Okay so there was this contest happening where Taylor's biggest fan would get to talk to her on the phone. So Fuck Club started this # called #voteforcharles where this man called Charles would call Taylor and he would ask her if she was a member of Fuck Club. Well Charles won and right before the phone call was about to happened Taylor dropped out.

If you are still not convinced and think that Tay Tay is to sweet and to kind to be apart of such a horrid thing well read the statement rapper Diplo said about her.

Evidence Six
'Taylor Swift is very strategic with her friends and enemies. I know a lot of secrets I can't divulge. I know a lot of stuff about her and there's definitely. Definitely. Some scary stuff going on. And I'm scared. Scared for my life.'

Okkkaaayyy. To be honest I get a really creepy vibe coming off of her and I've seen the Blank Space video she's a enemy you don't want. But she's hot so that makes up for it.

After reading this do you think she was/ is apart of Fuck Club? Comment thoughts. Also comment theories you want discussed.