WARNING: THIS IS SO DISTURBING.
Ely knocked Naomi's door. Naomi opened it and Ely said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" Naomi paused for a second. "It's not my birthday" Then Ely continued to be weird. "Happy Hanukkah!!" Then Naomi corrected "dude it's summer".
"Touchdown!!! Whoohoo!!"
Naomi giggled. "Hehe we're not playing football."
"Happy Halloween! Gimme Candy!"
Naomi face palmed so hard, her face almost had a scar. "Ely, what's with you today? It's not Halloween today and I'm not giving you my candy! It's mine! All mine!!"
Ely ran into her room.
"Hey stop! What are you doing?!" She screamed.
"I WANT YOUR CANDY!"
Naomi jumped on Ely to stop him but then they got hurt.
"Ow my butt.." She said in agony.
"Ow my everything. Get off me Naomi."
"No my butt hurts."
"Oh."
15 minutes later...
Naomi and Ely are in the hospital next to each other and groaning.
"Owwwww" they both said.
"This is your fault Ely!"
"I know. I'm sorry Naomi. I think I got drunk or something."
"Yay! You apologized!" Naomi cheered.
"Uh ok yes"
"My butt still hurts"
"Hush Naomi."
Naomi threw a pineapple at him.
"Owwww! My-.... You know what!!!"
Naomi laughed.
"Bitch." Then he threw a watermelon at her. She got so mad. "OWWWWWWW ANJSHSJSJSJSJSBSBJDHDDBSJJS!!!!! My foot!!" She tried to get up to get him but she fell because her butt hurts.
"Uh oh. Um you ok? Butt head?"
"Just leave me here to die so I don't have to deal with life!" She said dramatically.
"Sorry" Then he fell on purpose. So he can fall with her.
"Hi watermelon head!"
Naomi slapped him on the nose slightly.
"Ow"
Then Gabriel came in to see Naomi.
"Hi Nao- hey where are you guys?"
"We're on the floor!" Naomi answered.
"Huh? Why?"
"We threw our favorite fruit to each other then we fell." Ely said.
"Uhmmm okay?" Gabriel said. "Anyways, Naomi are you ok? How's your butt?" He snickered.
".........I'm fine." She lied.
Gabriel helped them up and they went on their beds.
"Hey! My pineapple is still okay!" Naomi said.
"Aww my fruit is squished." Ely whined. She giggled. Gabriel laughed so hard, His voice didn't even come and he was clapping.
"Babe, you look like a retarded seal doing that." Naomi blurted out.
"I like seals" Gabriel said.
"Well a seal bit my finger" she argued.
"Well maybe the seal is just jealous."
