The Tragic Origin Of The Backyardigans

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Oh, how could anyone forget about the mutant siblings of the Kardashian's, cast out because of their distorted features and the lack of big buttcheeks. After nine years on the run from the police after a crack dealership with the Russian Mafia. It became too much for Ryan, one of the outcasts ,misshapen as a frog, shot himself in a backgarden. The surviving outcasts formed a colony with a name slightly inspired by their siblings: "The Backyardigans". The backyardigans vowed to protect and watch over their fallen sibling, Ryan Kardashian in the same backyard where he lay. The backyardigans were formed and set up a reality show of the same name, inspired by the family that abandoned them.